Lauren the Scientist
@y2lorlor
“don’t hassle me I’m local” -Bob Wiley
as long as your smile is genuine, you could never be ugly 💖
attack me face to face like a man if you wanna kill me lmao don’t be a bitch about it and get me from behind
absolute FIRE 🔥
"If you hadn't attacked them in the middle of the night like a fucking pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your ass." -Alivea Goncalves
girls laughing at a guy for them when it’s awkward is an act of mercy we have upon men
"You may have received As in high school and college, but you are going to be getting big Ds in prison," -Kaylee's mom said was a message from Kaylee's sister Aubrey
golden. perfectly said
"If you hadn't attacked them in the middle of the night like a fucking pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your ass." -Alivea Goncalves
"If you hadn't attacked them in the middle of the night like a fucking pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your ass." -Alivea Goncalves
they had enough evidence to have a trial for koburger and to get the death penalty like the family wanted, but for some reason, the prosecutors made a plea deal. The family wanted a trial
oh man my poor boss texted me and just asked me if i’m going to the work party today. i’m feeling so bad about leaving there. but it’s more money doing the banquet serving
I can’t believe they sell these now lmao I was tempted to buy one and I don’t even smoke


what I loved the most walking into my job interview is that it was all women💖💖 they were all my age or a little older
when I walked into my job interview, I was blown away. There was a huge glass dining room area, where a bride was trying all different dishes to choose from for her wedding. Then they had another bride coming in at one. It was slammed in there.