Mallard Duck
@MallardDuck13
Central Park duck. Decedent of Mallard Fillmore. Know Nothing. Pronouns are quack/quack.
🚨 A bunny in China allegedly snuck into the grape-fermenting pit and got very drunk
Adding this bust of Chester A. Arthur 🇺🇸 to your home decor not only increases the property value by 21% but also functions as an effective aphrodisiac to any struggling marriage #POTUS 😘
$4M Yacht Carrying 32 “Influencers” Sinks Off Miami joemygod.com/2025/05/4m-yac…
Most unambitious Asian woman ever.
Wall Street Journal reports Elon Musk DM’d @TiffanyFong_ to request she have a baby with him. When she declined he unfollowed her and cut her Twitter premium payments which were worth up to $21,000 a fortnight
My husband and I decided we don't want children. It was a difficult decision, but we're telling them tonight.
I for one, cannot wait for the game of thrones style battle that will occur over the empire of Mars.