Department of Distraction
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BREAKING: Mario Devastated to Learn He’s “Just a Friend” — Princess Peach Confirms After Decades of Rescue Missions “He thought all the castle-storming meant something,” sources say. In response Mario went all Henry Rollins and released a spoken word track.
The only Native American band to reach Top Five on Billboard Hot 100, here's Redbone performing in 1974 with a powwow dance intro.
Car of the girl?
My wife told me to tell you my only interest in this commercial is the car. Just the car right? You don’t like that girl do you? What changed? I thought you like how I look? Is because I stopped doing hot yoga? You are no prize yourself. You are lucky to have me! …..Etc.
Did you see that video of Rashida Tlaib smacking a cafeteria steam tray with a spoon and think “wow I wish some dude goofed off and made a bunch of stale Vine memes with it”? Well, boy howdy are you in luck!
Wow😂 this is fantastic! Happy Friday.
"I could have used a little more cowbell"
Rashida Talib performing the hit Palestinian song “Zero Nation Army”:
