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“His was the surly English pluck, and there is no tougher or truer, and never was, and never will be" - Walt Whitman
"Idea for a scoop - FOI request for how much a huge metropolitan police force with 5,000 vehicles spends on wiper fluid over whatever period provides the most headline-friendly figure"

Met on tour!
We've met the friendly MetPolice officers at Prestwick who are up here in Scotland helping out Police Scotland with the upcoming presidential visit 🥰🇬🇧🏴🇨🇭@metpoliceuk #Ivemetthemet
I thought they were against protestors being escorted? 😆
After about an hour behind the fence, the group of protesters have began marching through Epping to the council offices, where a meeting is being held tonight. Escorted down the road by police and followed by three vans. Chants of “Keir starmer’s a w**ker” and “Save our kids”
The hardest part of having an amazing partner is saying goodbye. We've recently laid RPD Timor to rest & being heartbroken would be an understatement. We’d like to thank @RailDogsFund @WMerciaPolice kennel staff who have supported Timor through his working & retired life. RIP Lad
Shoplifting is often a violent crime - not sure the security guard leaving his oppo and hiding behind a female customer is going to be working there much longer tho!
A Shoplifter caught West Ealing Sainsbury’s then pulls out knife.
If you don’t have a Taser (and prison officers don’t) PAVA is your *only option* to stop someone with a weapon getting close enough to use it. Campaigning to take that option away from people who *don’t have stab vests* is despicable.
Let's stop PAVA spray being used on children in prison. Please support us as we prepare to challenge the government in the High Court: crowdjustice.com/case/stop-the-…
It’s obviously flying ant day round deze endz, and the birbs are LOVING it.
#MISSING | Police are looking to locate Ashani, 22, from #Acton, as we have concerns for her welfare. She was last seen in #Paddington on Wednesday, 23 July. If you have any information, please call 101 quoting reference CAD 6294/23JUL
It was an honour to welcome The Japanese Ambassador His Excellency Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK accompanied by Mr Teruyuki Ando to Tiptree yesterday.
It's wild to push new PDRs so hard and rave about how much better they are, when when there's no promotion for at least a year and large-scale compulsory moves (eg your objectives/aspirations are fairly pointless, you WILL go to ERT or CSU!) on the horizon.
....fair point!
The government: “Give us your photo ID and credit card details if you want to access adult websites. They will kept confidential.” Also the government: “We accidentally sent the names of 20,000 enemies of the Taliban to the Taliban.”
quite impressive for a 50,000 tonnes cruise liner
飛鳥IIが相模湾に巨大なウミガメを描いてた!!!
This recruitment campaign is so enticing they're trying to jump on the carrier it's written on to get started immediately! Incredible enthusiasm!

Phantoms of the opera... 👻🗡️ #RoyalMarines from @42_commando swooped on a passenger ferry during joint anti-terrorism maritime operations training in front of the iconic Sydney Opera House during #TalismanSabre25. Read more: royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2025/july…
On Monday afternoon, we received a report from a bystander that a man was upskirting a woman on a train travelling from London King’s Cross to King’s Lynn. Officers met the train at Cambridge Station and swiftly arrested him. Text 61016 to report crime to us 📱