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@Lostock_Henge
Visit Lostock Hall Henge: Some say this stone monolith was constructed by the Devil himself & licking it cures you of warts & life. Occasional Nursing Tweets.
Its simple enough. Got a penis? Then you are a chap. You may take hormones to grow your moobs (something I can do perfectly well without popping pills) You may wear a frock and call yourself Norma, but you are still a chap & as such should not be going into female only spaces
Two signs at the women’s pond - one completely straightforward, the other completely batshit, allowing any man to hang out with undressed women if he utters the magic phrase: ‘I identify as a woman.’ And apparently, if he’s called Pete he gets a free towel.
Saturday evening.... Its time to throw the tactical ferret.....
This great little show is in aid of the brilliant Blood Bikes charity - they don't ask for a £20 plus fee, just asking nicely for a few coins chucked in a bucket if you wish. Plus it's not full of "Influencers" who I expect are not where they are for the love of it. #Middlewich
I may* have gone A over T this evening and face planted this tree at Mk 1 daughters place of work. Now I'm wondering if I can ever show my face there ever again.
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was please.
This. This is now ingrained in the very fabric of the Internet. Forever. Man thinks his passport is valid for 1010 years....
a cheese grater is a standard unit of measurement thats why builders plumbers and other tradesmen always carry one around
Great to have a sneak peek at the brand new Cosmo, down at Animate. Endless options of world class food, there’s so much choice. Hot, fresh, tasty and so inviting! Wishing you the best of luck with your #Preston operation. Opens to the public this Sunday!
Who is taking on Janey Godley (RIP) baton for Trumps visit?
So tonight Cosmo in Preston was officially opened by the @PrestonMayor Daughter MK1 was doing the meet and greet & tomorrow gets to wait on me & Mrs Henge. Public opening is on Sunday
You dig a few holes and thats all anyone talks about...
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She will wait on the bus She will sit next to you She will talk to you She will follow you to your destination This is who she is and what she does She is relentless & she will ingratiate herself into your life Take a different bus.
The modernist society are having a three hour mooch around town in August
TOP TIP Get a tattoo of a sundial on your wrist, that way even if the battery goes in your phone you will always* know what time it is *unless its at night, or cloudy, or you are indoors.
This made me happy this morning. Spotted in the car park. An Enfield brick from Accrington
