Kenny Smith
@HiKennys
Occasional car-related Xtweets, plus television, and music. Bad Boy* of #CarTwitter - not part of The Clique. Home of #HiKCoTY
Southport feels broken - I'm hopeful it can be fixed, and not just the buildings.
For your weekend read, The Post journeyed to Southport to find out how the sleepy seaside town is coping a year on, and what political will is needed to help fulfill its potential. livpost.co.uk/southport-is-m…
It's a Fleetwood Mac night on Sky Arts - and it appears peace has broken out. #WantThisAlbum share.google/RsAuBA134bh7Ge…
I feel that that Toyota was more a shade of fushia. However, the Smart “car” is most definitely a hideous shade of purple, and #NotSimonApproved.
🤭 That Toyota colour has now been renamed "Simon Purple" #ApprovedPurple 🤯
The background offender might be acceptable, but the foreground offender isn’t very Smart… 😌😤 #NotAFanOfPurpleCars
I'm supposed to say something about an ill-fitting roof here - but we all know a certain person is looking at other things in the picture.. #HiyaSimon #Middlewich
You certainly wouldn’t lose it in the snow, or the dark… 🔆🌟
It's the "Yours Mate" Country Special. #YeeHah #Middlewich
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Despite what the badge may look like, it's a "Marlin" not a "Merkin" #Middlewich #WaitedYearsToDoThatJoke
I'm supposed to say something about an ill-fitting roof here - but we all know a certain person is looking at other things in the picture.. #HiyaSimon #Middlewich

That's an impressive collection of gauges - I'm sure at least one can measure crank end float. #SeeAllsorts #Middlewich



What's that Skippy, you are going to further develop the Mini with more modern features and the original creators are bound to be impressed and follow suit.. #TheyWereNot #Middlewich #NiceOneSkippy




Despite what the badge may look like, it's a "Marlin" not a "Merkin" #Middlewich #WaitedYearsToDoThatJoke

It's a strong and sturdy, water and weather-resistant Spec Sheet. #Middlewich


For some daft reason, my car is always popular in #Middlewich - this Club held me up for about an hour when I was trying to leave asking about it last year - this year I hid it deep in the car park. #EatLunchInPeace #ButTheySeemNicePeople #Stealth #Middlewich




If you want "unexceptional" I can give you it. Most Shows, Most Weekends. #NotHereToSellInsurance #Middlewich




This great little show is in aid of the brilliant Blood Bikes charity - they don't ask for a £20 plus fee, just asking nicely for a few coins chucked in a bucket if you wish. Plus it's not full of "Influencers" who I expect are not where they are for the love of it. #Middlewich


Hello, I was at a car show earlier at a place called #Middlewich - which may not be as prestigious as some shows, but is not full of annoying "influencers" and "once a yearers" (This is show no.24 this year for me) #20PicsSoon
This "bonus" #totp episode (by unfortunate circumstances) is the best one by far this evening.