The Sassiest Semite
@LittleMissLizz
Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Pixie. Hockey fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. she/her
Men: Nerdy girls are so hot. Me: Did you know the reason they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina is because droids don’t drink so it wastes useful customer space? Men: ...yeah, not like that.
Look, just because Stevie Nicks has forgiven Lindsey Buckingham does not mean I have to.
I busted my lip open at a Gwar concert in college & I used to pierce my own body in friend’s bathrooms in high school but today, at exactly a month shy of 39 years old, I found unexpired cottage cheese & blueberries in my fridge & audibly yelled, “oh hell yes, cottage cheese!”
I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
New York City, I’ll see you in approximately 4 hours. (I prefer to measure time length by snacks, so that’s approximately two large coffees, one ginger ale & 79 bags of Smartfood popcorn.)
Just a Cracklin’ Rosie girl in a Sweet Caroline world.
I look like a little ghost in the spring, the fall & the winter & then during the summer I look like a little ghost with tan lines.
You sound delusional arguing about the weight of a woman who you still have utterly no chance with whatsoever. Please get hobbies. Also; therapy. Not necessarily in that order.
you can be anything. be the person who ends meetings early.
Throwing my purse at a stranger in a coffee shop at 7:30am: “SORRY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY! I NEED YOU TO HOLD THIS IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN DANCE TO ‘RUNAROUND SUE’!”