Lilly Hale ♌
@LillyHale1
Author of the historical romances My Precious Jewel and My Wild Violet. I tend not to be too serious here. https://twitter.com/search?q=(lillyhale1(exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=top
Saw a fashion article titled, "How to wear white after Labor Day." I already know how: With brazen impudence.
You know it was a fun weekend when you had fun during the weekend
Even though this is funny I wish it weren't also sad
If you didn't cry while your dad was trying to teach you math at the dining room table, did you even really have a childhood?
If the internet has taught me anything, it’s that I have zero desire to go on a cruise ship
My granddaughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo… I said: "He was a poor boy from a poor family.."
People’s IQs should be presented like the weather: Actual IQ: 125 Feels like: 97
If it wasn't for Bugs Bunny I would have never known what Hasenpfeffer was
If you spend much time talking to Grok about subjects you actually know about, you’ll find it makes way too many simple mistakes to be tagging it into every conversation on this site and expecting it to give the correct answers for you.
My coworker has been bragging about her husband’s potato salad and she brought some in to share - it has potatoes, tuna, eggs, and mayo. No seasonings. It’s like something you would give a Komodo dragon on its birthday.
Her: What are your plans for tonight? Me [plugging in my mechanical bull]: Nothing
I predict a big increase in cattle dogs named “Aussie Osbourne.”
Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [Sips strawberry daiquiri]
I can do anything I put my mind to, but there’s nothing my mind wants to do today.