Worst Finance Takes

I have an idea how to compete with AirBNB Hear me out… We buy a large building, split it into like 400 rooms… each room has its own bathroom, maybe a fridge. No kitchen because who cooks on vacation anyway? Rent each room by the night. Someone comes in the…

Do your part and donate AT LEAST 25% of your pay to pay down our debt

Happy to announce my kite company is filing to be traded publicly! Soon you’ll be able to buy Kind Kangaroo Kites (ticker KKK) on the US stock exchange

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New passive income trick just dropped:

I spent my last $1,000 gambling 100-1 odds on a football game that was going to get me out of poverty and set me up for life Spoiler alert: I lost

New passive income play just dropped

I demand New York Post take this down and put up a better picture of me

You're just 1 pyramid scheme away from the life you've always imagined

Thanks for the fun night If for any reason you can leave me a 5 star rating on Tea please let me know so I can correct it Please accept this complimentary chocolate

Awhile back I played gay chicken with a friend It’s where you pretend to be gay until one of you gives up 10 years later we have a house together and adopted 2 kids If he doesn’t give in soon I’m going to start thinking he’s really gay

Women…🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is the REAL take.

Just found out you can transfer a credit card balance to another credit card Why aren’t more people doing this??

It's easy to hit Black on roulette, it happens half the time Gambling is a cheat code to wealth

Next up to boost stock price by utilizing Sydney Sweeney: Toyota

Found my wife on Hinge I was heartbroken But then I made a fake profile of a handsome Marine serving overseas and catfished her Convinced her to send me $50,000 so I could post bail at a prison in Libya and come see her She's still waiting for him to arrive And I'm $50k…

This relationship is getting pretty serious and I’m ready to take it to the next level Coldplay is coming to town next month what do you say?

Every morning I eat breakfast at one of the nicest hotels around And for free! How do I do it? Sit down, order food, then when the bill comes write “room 401” on it and get out before anyone checks

I bought a house Got a line of credit Use HELOC to fund lottery addiction Pay interest with lottery winnings Why aren't more people talking about this infinite money glitch?

I prefer FedEx