El-Ahrairah

she who showers with a shotgun is a fool every day but one. these fucking drain spiders won't know what hit em.

Just spent 30 minutes using a boxcutter to strip the sinew off my pulled teeth. Wife watched the entire time. Halfway through she's squirming in her seat and I say "If it's icky you don't have to stay". "Not icky, but it could be foreplay." Never a dull moment with her.

asking the local hot goth taxidemy girl how to clean/preserve the teeth I got extracted may be one of the biggest brain plays I've made all month.

ammo sellers hate this one simple trick

teeth extracted, home safe, wife making sure I have everything I need. they let me keep all 5 wisdom teeth too, who want one

took the 75 compact to the shop today to see what they'd offer for it and this goofy ass old man really looked me square in my face and told me $265. for a 3 month old pistol. naur. I keep.

KICKED OUTTA DA CENOBITES BECAUSE ALL MY CHAINS ARE ICED OUT CUBAN LINKS

when I get my last wisdom teeth removed on Monday will I finally become a bimbo since I'll be less wisdomy or like how does that work

something I'm super hype for was supposed to be delivered yesterday and instead it says it was delayed and it hasn't moved from the local hub in two days. @UPS please bro I just want my package.

the drop begins

look at my fucking wife shooting my CZ. give that shit back you can't look cooler than me shooting MY mf gun. I love her.

Housesitting for the wife's parents in a boujie ass suburb, time to see how quick I can bring down property values in 6 days.

MD 20/20 got chug jugs now???

jesus that's a lot of new followers uh hi

This isn't hard to understand

You can call the Beatles overrated all you want but I've yet to see any of these Korean twinks inspire a cult to murder Sharon Tate

Working out for aesthetics ❎ Working out because I got a disc that takes hella power to fly right and now I have something to prove ✅

one day you xD'd for the last time and didn't even realize