L.E. Bendon
@L_E_Bendon
London based author of 'The Weapon and the Fruit' detective series. Also a musician, speaks Italian & Hindi, ignores boring DMs.
Paperbacks of both Lance Pomegranate books are now available direct from the printer (UK and US only). For eBooks and other countries, search your preferred online bookseller. aneurysmcupcake.com/paperbackpurch… (Paperbacks) mybook.to/WeaponFruit (eBook)


If I have to get new hardware to accommodate a new game, then it had better offer some decision making, puzzle solving and story elements that I can't find in games I can already run.
A gaming opinion that has you like this...
Just been shopping and now I'm drafting on Shepherd's Bush Green, as you do. 😊

If I have ever DM'd you with any degree of sincerity, you might be one of a very small number of reasons why I'm still using this app. The engagement bait bollocks is worse than the temu rubbish on here at the moment. A lot worse.
I mean, you’ve got to love any birds who sees off the Spanish right?
I officially declare tomorrow a Bank Holiday! Enjoy your day off and if your boss has any questions just direct them to Downing St. #ENGSPA #Lionesses #Euro2025
Can't you all just ask grokbags things in private if you have to do it at all?
A striker not quite able to play regularly in the first team goes on loan at Orient and smashes up league one before coming back an incredibly saleable asset that we flog for half the next seasons's budget. Repeat. Good luck Alfie!
A Tale of Two forces series - thread Book one - the awakening of the light Links
Casually speculate on who is the most famous person to have visited my profile. Your guess is as good as any AI bot's.
I'm leaving the UK in just over a week. No idea when I come back, but when I do, will Highbury & Islington station have:
Breaking: PornHub has been hacked already and some age verification photos have been released.
Okay I need to lock in with this manuscript so I need help from you: Like : 100 words Comment : 200 words Retweet: 500 words (Yes I need pressure to write 😅)
For those of you who don't speak Hindi, this is really funny by the way.
मैं अभी-अभी हीथ्रो के टह्मानल ३ में पहुंच आया हूँ। मैं ऐम-&-ऐस में गया और मैंने दो लोग किसि अजीब विदेशी वाली भाषा में बातचीत करते हुए सुने हैं। मैंने उनसे पूछा कि वे किस भाषा में बोल रहे थे, और उन्होंने मुझे जवाब दिया "वैल्श"। मैंने तो उनकी आवाज़ें रिपॉट के लिए रिकॉड कीं हैं।
Just in case this helps anyone: My wallet was stolen last month and had to have all my cards replaced. I got all replaced except one. For some reason @myguavaapp refused to replace my card with them. I wouldn't trust them with your money if they can't do such a simple thing.
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting theonion.com/ghislaine-maxw…
You know what's coming. You can see it a mile off. And it's still bloody hilarious.
A message for the creators of South Park: “You went too far this time, you did.”