kwade
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Former Sports Journalist turned tweeter of 🗑 takes. Either selling you something you don’t need or busy curling🥌 . #AveryStrong
It’s giving Elmo’s parents
Today I learned that Lou Seal's full name is Luigi Francisco Seal and that he has parents
New addition to the Size 8 fitted that still doesn’t quite fit collection
Love local news that's just 3000 miles away
Stow, which is about 25 miles northwest of Boston, is shedding the notorious title it's been known by for the last three years — a Dunkin' desert. registerguard.com/story/news/nat…
I'm waiting for the news cycle that compares Air Bud to Caitlin Clark
They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
He’s a guy that gets you on the monthly payment, not the total price you’re paying
P.J. Fleck would sell a whole lot of cars if he ever chose that route.
In 2010, when the Double Down was released, Lanning was still a Missouri HS coach. 100% he ate one of these after a practice
He also said this season's theme is "Double Down."
Gonna wear a suit to sit elbow to elbow while fighting over an armrest so I can drink my 6oz cup of soda and tiny bag of pretzels.
The state of airport fashion is truly tragic. Smh ✈️
Always felt that the Mariners are the team that could take over the PNW the way the Seahawks hadn’t. See a ton of 49ers stuff around Portland but get the mariners going? They’ll own the PNW and probably block an entire generation of fans in Portland from rooting for a new team
If the Mariners go to the World Series Seattle will implode You have no idea. You think you know, but you don't. Will dwarf anything the Seahawks or any other team have ever done. You can disagree but you're wrong. Like wayyy wrong.
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
We used to be a proper country where men could have entire second families one town over and no one would know
I know yall bout to call those white peoples dumb and that’s fine but I think it’s so weird when they put “couples” on the Jumbotron. Why not make these venues safe zones for cheating?? I wouldn’t know but I hesrd it’s fun to cheat at concerts and sporting events!
Update: Trevor Bauer returns from the Japanese minor leagues, immediately surrenders the longest home run in recorded history
Not even the unwavering support of every incel in the western hemisphere could prevent the pitcher with NPB’s worst ERA from being sent down to the Japanese minor leagues
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