Kris
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Got my copy...@dollarsanddata writing has been a great source of money knowledge. His writing is also highly giftable because it's good, accessible, and broadly relevant

Moontower Munchies Wednesday 🌙Ozzy 🌙Bar bets 🌙Options ed webinar refs: @CultishCreative
I must have scrolled thru a thousand Ozzy posts today and I'm heartened as I haven't seen even one negative one. Misogynists, racists having their normal day at the office here but there's no Ozzyists Morbid curiosity but I'll go check that bluesky. Ngl, a little nervous
Current AIC bassist Inez AIC from Ozzy in 93' after Starr died
Alice in Chains covered Black Sabbath’s “Sweet Leaf” on August 22, 1991, in Cincinnati, OH.
The Prince of Darkness' Pep Rally before floating through the Pearly Gates
THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THE WORLD w/YOUR KINDNESS & GREATNESS OZ - YOU BROUGHT LIGHT INTO SO MANY LIVES & MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE-YOU LIVED w/THE HEART OF A LION-I THANK THE GOOD LORD EVERY DAY FOR BLESSING MY LIFE w/YOU IN IT - I LOVE YOU OZ•BEYOND FOREVER ZAKK xoxo
I'm not crying you're crying Best thing I've seen in so long. Absolute legend.
This performance feels so different now. Like he was saying goodbye to the world. RIP Ozzy.
This is 1970 The extent to which Ozzy and Sabbath was a rift in time is insane. I can't imagine what it must have been like to have heard this for the first time after just listening to Yellow Submarine
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES
They should halt the market and show respect
REST IN PEACE, KING
The Mrs and I got ours this summer. They cut the price since the acquisition but free is even better!
It's been almost 3 months since @ezrainc became part of @function. To celebrate, I'm personally gifting an MRI scan to 10 individuals. To enter, read below... (this is me and @swerdlin on our deal closing night circa 2AM)
It's 2031, Saylor is running for prez after Trump declines a 4th term (Vance has disappeared, a story whose news cycle that lasted 4 minutes), electricity in CA costs $5 kw, the top 500 US companies are BTC treasuries, SPX/BTC vol spread achieves singularity
Very good, clear, understandable. Jack asks good questions and Dean has so much experience explaining things lucidly on top of tons of reps
OUT NOW - how @Alpha_Ex_LLC's Dean Curnutt sees it: - Equity vol is rich - Bitcoin calls are cheap - Stock market is right to no longer cares about tariffs Apple shorturl.at/JcbZM Spotify shorturl.at/tCkOY YouTube short-link.me/1899Z