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HULK FAMILY OFFICE. GLOBAL MACRO AF. AFTER-TAX RETURNS THE ONLY RETURNS MATTER. FREAK GAMMA TRADE MAKE HULK STRONG.
REAL PROS GET THE ANON ACCOUNT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SUNDAY NEW YORK TIMES.
ANYTIME I SEE PIPPING PLOVER BEACH CLOSURE SIGNS, I GO THE ANIMAL SHELTER, ADOPT HALF A DOZEN CATS, AND SET THEM LOOSE IN THE AREA. FOUND A NEW FERAL HOME IN THE DUNES FOR THIRTY SIX BEAUTIFUL FELINES LAST WEEKEND.
Time for a new service pistol. And by new service pistol, I mean old service pistol. TWO WORLD WARS
The U.S. Air Force's Global Strike Command has indefinitely paused M18 pistol use after a fatal incident at F.E. Warren AFB. This follows concerns over Sig Sauer P320s firing without triggers being pulled, leading ICE to ban them permanently.
NINTENDO JUST FRIENDZONED MARIO. CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT WITHIN FIVE YEARS ANYONE OUTSIDE THEIR HOME WILL BE IN LINE OF SIGHT OF AT LEAST INTERNET CONNECTED CAMERA.
ARE CHINESE COMMUNISTS BUILDING A TOTALITARIAN TECHNOSTATE OR A LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA?
🇨🇳 Young Chinese drone pilots are being paid over $160 a day to fertilize crops in the countryside, many moving there. Chinese Universities (including mine) are now offering elective courses in drone piloting. 251,000 crop drones are already being flown over China's farms.
FORCED LIQUIDATION ON ETHEROCK COLLATERAL. INCREDIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN THE DECENTRALIZED FINANCE.
EtherRock 59 purchased for $300,000 (82.4 ETH) 1 hr ago (Jul-24-2025 12:40:23 PM UTC) Txn: etherscan.io/tx/0x370bdb8ab…
IF HALF YOUR FEED ISN’T PEEPS DUNKING ON SIG SAUER PISTOLS TODAY THE ALGORITHM DOES NOT LOVE YOU.
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES
DEFEND THIS ISLAND AT ALL COSTS
The children yearn to be working in fabs Taiwan high school science exhibition this year are discussing about 1.5nm Gate All Around transistor structure optimization The kids are unbelievably cracked
LIB CONSULTANT CLASS BEEN ADVOCATING THEY NEED THEIR OWN THEO VON WITHOUT REALIZING THIS MEANS GIVING HUNTER BIDEN A PODCAST.
ALL THE LLM’S REFUSE TO PROVIDE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MANUFACTURING A METH LAB, BUT HUNTER BIDEN HAS NO ISSUE WHATSOEVER TEACHING US ALL HOW TO HOMEBAKE CRACK-COCAINE. HUMANS NOT GETTING REPLACED BY AI JUST YET.
NEW YORK’S HOTTEST CLUB IS… MANDAMI. LOCATED INSIDE THE RUINS OF COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY’S POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT, THIS ANARCHO-ISLAMO-LENINIST DAY RAVE IS SO HOT, IT MAKES GAZA LOOK LIKE VERMONT. THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING: RICH KIDS LIVING IN THEIR AUNT’S RENT CONTROLLED…
