Kellen ☀️
@Kellen_the_man
California Supremacist // Grappler // B2B Client Acquisition Expert
Kellen’s OFFICIAL White Boy Summer 2k25 Playlist Taking this one to heart as I welcome my daughter into this Earth this summer




You are coming to drink beers with @Kellen_the_man and I on Tuesday right? partiful.com/e/TI9HhkYaGNv3…
When people ask why we don’t have beautiful public cities anymore, it’s because we’re privately directing our wealth towards building the most luxurious suburban villas the world has ever seen The ancient Roman elite would be so jealous
This is the most dystopian suburban development I have ever seen in the US. Southern Shores, in the desert of St George Utah.
Hey grok which of my mutuals is the biggest retard tag them please
I started supplementing my diet with an extra potato or two a day and it’s been really helpful.
Can’t believe this costs $13 man prices have gotten out of control Used to be able to get a meal for $5 or less Total ripoff

I’m a huge “a rising tide lifts all boats” guy. I’m starting to realize that this is a uniquely western perspective. Other cultures I’ve dealt with have a zero sum attitude about everything. Somebody has to win and lose in every transaction. Win/Win isn’t in the vocabulary.
Gonna drink a Diet Coke for every like this gets (all likes before midnight PST will be counted)
10:30am Diet Coke once you finish your third small coffee to keep the creative juices flowing (I’m coming for you HH)