karl the fog
@KarlTheFog
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
Remember happiness?
Here’s a painting to help us remember what @KarlTheFog feels like. ☁️ 🤍 😅
Finally @KarlTheFog is dropping in of the coast. @NWSBayArea
Bochy asked to be his idol @KarlTheFog 🌁- specifically Karl messing with fireworks on the 4th of July 🎇🎆
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The Blue Angels conducted an observation flight and determined that due to the fog it was not safe to fly. They'll be back tomorrow. If you missed the action today, get ready for a great show tomorrow!
Debating what I should get up to. Stay in SF and ensure a calm and quiet weekend? Or leave for a nap so you can suffer through eardrum-shattering calamity?
I had the best seat in the house
Beat the clouds in Pacific Grove, CA @datboytaco1 #CAwx
Told you I'd be back by Wednesday. Air out those apartments. Unpack your hoodies. Complain about it being cold in a few hours. We're back in business.
FLEET WEEK IS A NIGHTMARE FOR DOGS, BABIES, AND ANYONE WHO HATES SKY ZOOMIES
DO NOT RUIN FLEET WEEK
🚨Update: I've cancelled my vacation and I'm heading back to SF. Should get there tomorrow or Wednesday - we'll be reunited soon 😘
Bad news: It's going back up to 90 😓 Good news: Help is on the way dear
I've been here for years
Well well well....look who's trying to make a comeback @KarlTheFog
Place your fan inches away from your face and do your best to get 45min of sleep tonight 🥵
Welcome to hell
Current temperatures throughout the city as of 12:45 PM. The official station downtown just hit 90 for the first time since 10/19/2022.
Things to do when it's this hot: 🚶♀️ 3 hour stroll inside the supermarket of your choice 🎥 Quadruple feature at the movies (if you time it right, you're there til midnight) 💦 Slip 'n slide @ Dolores Park 🏖️ You're "sick" and "can't work" and the only prescription is "beach"
I believe the official meteorological phrase for this week's forecast is "hellscape"
@KarlTheFog about to smother the Noe Valley.
Going so hard this week because: 1) I'm scrambling to fit a lot in before I go on my usual fall vacation 2) It's fun to ruin Dreamforce (I'm the only cloud people should worship)