Kaiser@Celebitchy
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Kaiser@CB is the head writer for Celebitchy. Also: @kaiseratcb.bsky.social
Here’s our new #GossipWithCelebitchy pod! We chat about the royal peace summit, Peg’s panicked rage-briefing, Gwyneth’s biography and more! 🗣️💙 youtube.com/watch?v=PUYa6U…
14 words and the capitalized Hs aren't accidental, these are intentional nazi signals and not the first
A Heritage to be proud of, a Homeland worth Defending. American Progress - John Gast
I love how #8 seed Daniil has played all his matches on the biggest court. 🩵🩵
🔥 Tomorrow in DC 🔥 Ben Shelton and Frances Tiafoe headline the night session while Emma Raducanu opens the day session against Maria Sakkari. Join us for a stacked quarterfinal Friday 👋 #MubadalaCitiDCOpen
It is wild this has been going on for nearly a decade and there are still people who haven't figured out that the problem was always about consent, not the general phenomenon of people touching each other.
How does Pedro Pascal get away with heavily petting his female costars, in Hollywood of all places, after the entire industry was upended over MeToo several years ago?
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting theonion.com/ghislaine-maxw…
Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.
They say it comes in 3’s… Big sandals, you know what to do🙂↔️
Gawker should return just to publish an obit
Hulk Hogan, Hall of Fame Wrestler and Actor, Dies at 71 variety.com/2025/tv/news/h…
Fairly convinced this recent "can we make Pedro Pascal problematic" push is spearheaded by accounts paid by JK Rowling as revenge for calling out her anti-trans bs
Daniil Medvedev has won 289 ATP Tour matches on hard courts since 2018 It's at least SIXTY-TWO more than any other player in this time span
this picnic-tablecloth kit is growing on me
Clinical performance ↪️ @DaniilMedwed storms into the DC quarterfinals with a 6-3, 6-2 win over Wu. #MubadalaCitiDCOpen
Two match win streak!! 🥲🗣️🗣️
Medvedev d. Yibing Wu 6-3 6-2 in Washington Another good win for Daniil. Last time he played this event in 2019, he reached the final. Never count him out on this surface. ✅8th QF of 2025 ✅3rd Washington QF The hard-court Meddy Machine is up & running. 🐙
The Mail’s Netflix insider: ‘No one in Hollywood rates’ the Sussexes anymore celebitchy.com/932755/
Princess Anne hosted another investiture while Prince William vacationed in Greece celebitchy.com/932594/
‘Alien: Earth’ star/nepo-baby Sydney Chandler flaked out on Variety’s cover shoot & video celebitchy.com/932682/
King Charles thinks ‘disgruntled’ former staffers are ‘making trouble’ in Highgrove celebitchy.com/932619/
Last night’s episode of ‘South Park’ ripped into Paramount & Donald Trump celebitchy.com/932688/
NEW: South Park targets President Trump over the Epstein files in their new episode, puts him in bed with Satan. The episode comes as South Park has just reportedly agreed to a 5 year, 50 episode, $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. “The Epstein list? Are we still talking…
Jobson: Post-Netflix, Prince Harry & Meghan will be looking for royal ‘handouts’ celebitchy.com/932694/
Toronto Masters withdrawals list 😳 ❌ Sinner (World No.1) ❌ Alcaraz (2) ❌ Draper (5) ❌ Djokovic (6) ❌ Paul (15) ❌ Dimitrov (20) ❌ Korda (33) ❌ Thompson (36) ❌ Hurkacz (38) ❌ Berrettini (42) 🏆 Who's taking the tournament now?
Toronto Masters withdrawals list 😳 ❌ Sinner (World No.1) ❌ Alcaraz (2) ❌ Draper (5) ❌ Djokovic (6) ❌ Paul (15) ❌ Dimitrov (20) ❌ Korda (33) ❌ Thompson (36) ❌ Hurkacz (38) ❌ Berrettini (42) 🏆 Who's taking the tournament now?