Josh Constine 📶🔥
@JoshConstine
Investing in pre-seed consumer. Trying to help the world gracefully adapt to the future. Venture Partner @SignalFire, ex-Editor @TechCrunch, pitchcrafter.
Pre-seed startup revenue projections be like
Never seen this before. This Instagram interactive sticker lets you swipe to spin and scratch the record.
"Want to judge our music tech hackathon this weekend?" Me: Sure, like with some other VCs? "No... but I Gotta Feeling you'll think they're Legit"
Gen Z thinks Tea is wild, but millennials remember Lulu... This truly unhinged 2013 app let women rate guys and PUBLICLY tag them with #KinkyInTheRightWays, #GoneByMorning, or #BigFeet 😬
People hate the SF tech party scene but honestly I love it. Where the belle of the ball is the author of an open source library
Developers using AI coding copilots complete 98% more code changes and 21% more tasks... ...but their companies don't ship faster due to downstream bottlenecks and a 91% increase in code review time Any journalists want to see this study of 10K developers before it publishes?
Step 1 of starting a great social app: Inspire protests @jointallyapp launch vid shows how you can set cash penalties for bad habits, like porn addiction Of course Columbia students are freaking out Reminds me of “1M students against Fb News Feed” protests, soon its #1 feature
you said you'd stop gooning. texting your ex @ 4am. that you'd go to the gym. introducing tally the habit tracker that charges you 50 cents every time you slip up. and gives it to your friends (or enemies). because you should bet on yourself. i may or may not have dropped…
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The haters said Apple shouldn't do this. And they were right. Great call from the haters. Apple just rolled back the worst parts of liquid glass, substantially reducing the brain-scrambling transparency/refraction in navigation elements
Refraction = distraction. I don’t need *beautiful* interfaces. I need them to be efficient so I can get back to looking at the wondrous real world.
Yo @WaterWipes, need a micro-nano-pico-femto influencer? 0.0M followers. Will work for milk.
I love people that land in SF and just immediately build community. Fresh from London, @lottsnomad sold his last startup, incorporated his new startup, and hosted an epic Consumer Club this week.
pls don’t ask me why i had a spatula in my hand you had to be there to understand 😂
*When self-driving Tesla taxis kill so many people the gov shuts down Waymo too
The downfall of Waymo began yesterday
Monsters, beware. My 4 year old says “I’ll put them in a self driving car and send them straight to jail”
