Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
Three stars from our youth have passed over the past few days. So sad. Hulk Hogan. Ozzy Osbourne. Malcolm-Jamal Warner. May they all rest in peace.
First Ozzy and now the Hulk??? Clearly I’m not allowed to go on vacation any more I was never a pro wrestling fan, but Hulk was still a part of my childhood, that’s how big of a personality he was. This sucks. Rest in peace
You made me cry, you told me lies But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong It hurts so bad it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart And I don't care about the sunshine,…
Whenever life has me feeling up against impossible odds, I always remember that the fat kid from Stand By Me grew up to bang this chick.