Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
Editor-in-Chief, @TheDispatch (http://TheDispatch.com), LAT columnist. AEI Fellow. Host Remnant Podcast. Majordomo for Zoë and Pippa.
I’m discovering that this platform is somewhat hostile to nuance.
Have you ever met another human being?
Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a…
So many shout outs to my grandfather#JackKirby. Thanks to all ! Here with Kevin Feige!
Lots of interesting replies to my post about women's pro tennis vs the WNBA. Here's a list of sports for which watching top-level women compete doesn't make me think to myself "They really aren't that good": tennis, gymnastics, swimming, skiing, racing, golf, figure skating (a…
“Good morning. It’s Tuesday. Thumbguy is still missing, and the special lady took Zoë to the bad place again because her tummy is bothering her. Is there someone I can sue? Can someone explain to me suing means? Also, I love you.” [Archival]
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Excited for my friend @FrancisDearnley to return to the Remnant tomorrow. Have questions on UK politics? Ukraine? Why Brits say “inverted commas” instead of “quotation marks”? Let me know in the replies.
🔴 The pilot apologised to passengers on board, saying they probably saw the aeroplane “coming at us” Read more ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/0…
I actually am interested in who is funding the antisemitic bots on the right -- accounts that are amplifying the prominent antisemites into the algorithm. It's clearly a paid effort that is spending a lot trying to convince people the Jews are buying off others.
“Good morning. It’s Monday. Thumb guy is nowhere to be found. Something about a ‘vacation.’ How could he be on a vacation without us? It makes no sense. Also, I love you.”

"It’s very funny that the ultimate culture warrior, a diehard conspiracy theorist, is now mad at his voters for caring more about culture-war conspiracies than about policy wins. But I digress." thedispatch.com/newsletter/boi…
This is where Mussolini was hanged upside down in 1945, it is now a McDonald’s, total American cultural victory
Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.
A conservative-ish film studio in Dallas? Never been tried before!
A @maxwelltani mustread on a new effort by a Palantir exec to remake Hollywood
“Good morning. It’s Sunday. But it is too hot to do much, which is okay because resting is good too. Also, I love you.”

I remember when this woman was taken very seriously.
I don’t even know what this is, Salem MA
🚨 New Study: 👩🏽Moms did best, emotionally, during pandemic--i.e., "maternal mental health advantage continued throughout the pandemic" & childless, single women fared worst re: anxiety. Totally upends the MSM motherhood narrative during COVID.👇🏽
Motherhood was depicted by many in MSM as a pathway to misery during the pandemic.
“Good morning. It’s Saturday. People said they missed my smile. So here’s a smile. Also, I love you.”

Its important to remember that Trump has filed DOZENS of libel lawsuits in his career...and hasn't won a single one of them. Not one. BREAKING: Trump Sues the Wall Street Journal Over Alleged Epstein Letter (LAWSPLAINING) twitchy.com/aaronwalker/20…
I really don't think the WSJ would take the enormous reputational, financial, and legal risk of publishing this letter unless they were confident their story would withstand scrutiny.
Sue them into oblivion
Effective today, I have resigned from the Advisory Board of UATX. While I believe very much in the importance of competition and innovation in higher education, and see major problems with the lack of diverse perspective in elite institutions, I am not comfortable with the course…