Johnny C Bishop

Unfortunately this is probably the best thing that could happen to him. May his time as an "influencer" be short and fruitless.

"the patient needs horse piano to live"

I think you would have a pretty strong moral imperative to save the human in order to prevent the universe dying in a shrimpocalypse!

I didn’t go up during jubilee because Hassan smelled like shit 😕

🚨🚨BREAKING: DNI Tulsi Gabbard set to release BOMBSHELL whistleblower reports that definitively PROVE Barack Obama used divisive rhetoric while in office.

Give us West Virginia I dare you

If someone told me it was time for therapy and did this I would suspect they dosed me with LSD while I was out.

I've never had Ethiopian food but I'm sure it's better than a small handful of people in an entire area having somewhat comfortable lives and going to nice dances while almost everyone else is uneducated and does hard, often forced labor.

Do I get to eat the googol of shrimp if I save them 🦐?

Any controversy about the old name aside, I do think Commanders is a very good team name

If they also fire Fallon it could really dent my "needlessly extensive and detailed gripes" repertoire

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s amendment does nothing to cut off offensive aid to Israel nor end the flow of US munitions being used in Gaza. Of course I voted against it. What it does do is cut off defensive Iron Dome capacities while allowing the actual bombs killing Palestinians to…

I’ve watched this Acuña throw at least 20 times now and it still doesn’t seem real.

After 817 days of cancer treatment Willie finally got to RING THAT BELL 🔔 Way to go Willie !!!!

Nostalgia used to be so much better back in the day

I guess this whole time we just needed a kiss cam on Epstein’s island

When he goes through the list of famous fascists it gives him Mussolini, Gentile, and Stanley. Amazing.

"Of all time", you say?

This was great

Shooter and Grandma when Gilmore goes to his Happy Place