John Dodge
@JohnJDodge
Houston to MTL. Writing about comics (and other stuff) on the internet. Opinions are mine, and also those of a cool rock I found. He/Him/Dad.
All of my tweets are underrated. They're also free until I hit 10,000 followers.
Yes, I am jealous of my neighbor's painting of a dog in front of a bright pink sunset
Whew, I just ate a pint of ice cream while watching my Roomba vacuum my entire apartment. How's everyone else doin today?
Bondi announces the firing of the top career prosecutor in the NJ US Attorney’s Office because she was chosen by the district judges to replace Alina Habba.
🚨TRUMP EXPLODES AT CNN AFTER THEY REVEAL EPSTEIN WAS AT HIS WEDDING: In a brief call with CNN today, Trump was asked about a photo of Epstein at his wedding. Trump said “you’ve got to be kidding me,” before repeatedly calling CNN “fake news” and hanging up. He’s terrified.
Chinese Mom : 13 Daughter : Probably zero, idk her mom seems rad as Hell
my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
“Break your NDA.” “If they don’t have money to pay you, how will they have money to sue you?”
If you’re one of 17 million people about to lose their health care, Republicans have some good news: they’re renaming the Kennedy Center Opera House after Melania Trump.
Simpson: Yes, we renamed the opera house at the Kennedy Center for the First Lady… an excellent way to recognize her support and commitment to promoting the arts
it's kinda incredible that the meaning of "fantastic" has shifted so much that this moment no longer reads as "4 guys calling themselves mutants" and more like "Captain Jackass and the Self-Loathing Trio"
Genuinely the most egotistical thing I’ve ever seen
The literal fascist who got exposed on Jubilee has been fired from his job. Love that for him.
Ummm so let me get this straight: Republicans have ground Congress to a halt and are considering adjourning the entire House for 6 weeks to avoid releasing the info they have on Epstein? What is going on here?
NEWS - House Rules Committee isn’t returning AT ALL tonight and likely not AT ALL THIS week amid Epstein + other issues, per sources Scalise confirms to me it’s “not likely” Rules return - meaning House would leave without advancing immigration and several other bills
Of course they do.
Trump and the Catholic Church are fighting Washington’s law requiring clergy to report abuse. The Church wants a carveout for confession. The Trump administration wants the whole law gone. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
Bad move by WotC on this one. Should really just have let Green Pauper players play "stop hitting yourself" with the opponent's creatures and taken the accidental W
Errata confirmed for Diplomatic Relations. The first part must target your own creature. #mtg
Whoever is doing these, keep up the fantastic work!
🚨 Cops were caught on camera beating anti-ICE protesters on the Ohio–Kentucky state line bridge; then dragging them off in zip-ties like it was open season on dissent. They didn’t de-escalate. They cracked down. And they made sure the cameras saw it. @BreitbartNews
I was a personal trainer for almost a decade. Honest to God, the number one thing I would tell my weight loss clients was to eliminate soda and fast food from their diets. Here, the "MAHA" Secretary of HHS is cheering on soda... at a fast food restaurant. Snake oil salesman.
They give us a reason every fucking day to not trust them. The police are fucking untrained. When he pops him thru the window….
Normally I would never QRT these buffoons, but this thread is such a perfect example of why the AI bubble burst is peak comedy and I need to let the entirety of it shine
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
The Internet was a mistake because it connected all of the dumbest people on the planet, and together they figured out how to communicate in print.