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BREAKING: White hats in Switzerland intercepted and arrested Ozzy Osbourne. He was executed by military tribunal for connections with the Clinton Crime Family
I was a bouncer in college and it really be like this. When we had to stomp someone and toss them to the cops there was an understanding that they deserved it
The difference between generations... men who are actually about that life, and young men who "act" like they about that life. - 🇺🇲
Damn I gotta check this out
He folded that shield like a taco…🥶🍿🎬📀
He's gonna transition
The older I get the more I understand Ted Kaczynski.......
Connected my dad's printer for him and updated his desktop too
Toddler refuses to go to the museum because "it's too hot"
Every libertarian should know and love Vilfredo Pareto. Check out our newest video "Pareto BEYOND Elite Theory." youtube.com/watch?v=e5O7AK…
How I be eating-- no. I do not do that. EVER
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
"Please hold still"
“What happened to the free market? I should be able to buy child porn anime games on Steam.” This is what the “defense of capitalism” amounts to in the year 2025.
"During my sons 1h break from coco melon streaming I entertain him with a sockpuppet show on how the jews lead to the fall of the west while he eats his two daily bags of potato chips. Now back to Coco melon for him and gaming for me. Who said parenting was hard."
Spanish Christian rock sounds EXACTLY like normal Christian Rock?
Ok some of you don't understand. When I say this to a woman I'm not "hitting" on her, I'm harassing her
Lovely breasts my dear
Very talkative Uber driver today. Wanted to talk about AI, Joe Rogan, eventually got to UFC. My eyes lit up. Did you see the Connor McGregor dick pics? "Eh, no, I hear about them, but I no see." You wanna see them? I got em right here. He's hanging a weight from his cock. "Eh, no
before you have a baby, you think "babies are cute" but then after you have a baby, it finally sets in: that sentiment is exactly backwards. cute is baby. babies are the ultimate referent for cuteness, the ur-cute against which all other cuteness is a crude facsimile.
my pets annoy me so much post-kid. that's now my dominant experience with them, feeling irritated by their bids for attention :(
12 year old me and my uncle at the Creed concert
I bet this doesn't work at all
Golden rule for overcoming a hangover by Anthony Bourdain: “Aspirin. Cold Coca-Cola. Smoke a joint. Eat some spicy Szechuan food.”
