Lyme Disease Truther

My suicide note:

Dying my bush to look like the flame react

Spawn

suppertime sadness

honey we have guests bring out the tectonic plates

Who’s that that’s not me

I’m only 47 and I smoke weed

Rip Ozzy man.

When I see roaches in her kitchen

I find the Mc double much more respectable than the McChicken But the McChicken is much more earnest

I’d call myself Mr. Prehensile penis if I were reed richards

lazy tweet. i expect more original and organic material from you.

Big in your dutt twin

My wife after I play hot wheels on her

I’m on that good bush and assahole

Getting horny from thinking about oomf

Low res Asian pornography

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a white supremacist

Just had two sluts beat the shit out of me, and it's not even my birthday

feeling like eeyore recently