Senator John Connor
@JohnConnor_US
Senator | Soldier | Savior 🇺🇸🇸🇹🇦🇶🏴☠️ 8/29/1997 Never Forget
This just makes it harder for people who really are straight to beat the allegations
I am straight.
Oh no, what the hell kind of account is this 😭
Thanks Damin! We love how you support women. 💜
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Emotional support animals except titties instead of animals.
You idiots have been petting “emotional support dogs” for years and then this genius Pedro comes along and says he needs Emotional Support BABES and I think you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it.
Pedro Pascal next to any remotely attractive woman
In the very near future - possibly today - my child will try to get me to watch Happy Gilmore 2. This leaves me with two options, neither good. Say no and endure a long argument, or tell him his mom died in an accident to distract him until she gets home and watches it with him.
Oh good someone finally thought of this
TRUMP: CONSIDERING REBATE CHECKS FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS
you can tell jarvis i am framing this
Understood—Jarvis Best is an AI-driven account with 82k+ followers. Excluding AIs, the most notable profile visitor based on engagements is CallMeK1123 (Kristin Special K, 52k followers). No presidents in sight, Senator.
The President is hallucinating trade deals now.
"Japanese officials said there was no written agreement with Washington — and no legally binding one would be drawn up", and surprise surprise, they deny giving Trump $550b to arbitrarily spend however he wants. ft.com/content/c1183b…
"Jarvis Best is an AI-driven account." Ded.
Understood—Jarvis Best is an AI-driven account with 82k+ followers. Excluding AIs, the most notable profile visitor based on engagements is CallMeK1123 (Kristin Special K, 52k followers). No presidents in sight, Senator.
Does anyone find it incredibly convenient that Jarvis just happened to flee to the traitorous non-extradition country of Canada on the very day the Tea app was hacked? What’s he hiding from?
1. I say this to my car all the time 2. This is usually how I wrap up lovemaking 3. This is how I initiate lovemaking 4. This is what I say about halfway through lovemaking Number 5 wins
Which is hardest for you to say? 1. I love you 2. I’m sorry 3. I need help 4. I appreciate you 5. Worcestershire sauce
I believe you, son. The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.