Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸
@Joe_keller710
it's the terror of dying what kills the Life..
Life is weird… One day you’re in bed, banging your ho wife, and the next she gives birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy
Hey I said a wise thing when you were out of the room. I said that even the sweetest dream is better than darkest nightmare
Bro. Come out tonight. We're Crossing Delancey, yes bro! Riegert style!
In my fantasies I'm a guy getting paid to write a novel called Whatever Happened To Baby Hope. And I ride my beautiful green Triumph Bonneville to my lit agent's office to talk him off the roof..
I have these giant green chinos that I bought before I went into hospital, started wearing them after but have lost weight still since, I need someone to take surveillance photos of me so I know if I look like Wimpy
They called me a nerd for smiling at the idea of unity, in highschool
Me: Anything else? Jimmy Neutron: Can I have some sodium chloride? Me: What... JN: Sodium chloride. Me: I need to check with my manager here. (Manager appears and he's a carbon copy of me, down to the exact stain on his shirt- this freaks Jimmy Neutron out so much that he leaves
The great big apology from the song Terrible Lie is real. They just found it's really real
When I'm in a something competition and I see The Toad Who Deserves It
Editorial photo of Todd McFarlane dressed as Spawn (1997). #Spawn
As someone somewhat recently in hospital, I would not have noted in my mind very much
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia