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I'm a spiritual homosexual who can be easily won over with an iced latte and a nice cake. All views my own/whatever the last person I spoke to told me.
I went on a date with a guy who was sober. He suggested a bar. I ordered a beer and he then berated me saying how sad it was I needed alcohol to get through a date. It was my first pint. In a BAR that HE suggested. He then proceeded to mock my weight. Quickly left.
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Went on a date with a guy, went back to his. He spent 30 minutes detailing his one-sided feud with a gay who worked at Booths near his flat. Said how rude he was, how stuck up he is, how he’s a prick etc. The gay he described happened to be one of my best friends/housemate 🤣
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Leah Williamson is the first England captain to lift a trophy on foreign soil by the way
England wins the 2025 UEFA Women’s Euro, defeating Spain.
FUCKING YAAAAAAAAS! GET IN! WHAT A TEAM. WHAT A MANAGER. ICONS. #Euro2025 #Lionessess
The ref is having a nightmare here. Poor decision after poor decision #Euro2025
Girl watch out for an old lady w a sus lookin apple ok?
look at my flower clip!!!
it’s not about porn. it’s about the fact that the government can pick and choose what they wish to ban and anything under “porn” and “sex” can fall under this category, including sexual health, reproduction rights, menstruation, lgbtq+ rights, etc, censorship is ALWAYS bad
Why are you upset that it's asking for you to verify your age?? Shouldn't we agree that children shouldn't be exposed to porn?
Since the new UK law has come in and ruined your bookmarks, please feel free to use this pic of me to get yourself off xo
Official UK government position is now that 16-year-olds are old enough to vote but are too young to watch videos of people having sex. Clown country
Guys am I humourless? I just don’t get why it’s meant to be funny. It’s just annoying to me.
The song of the summer is the Jet 2 advert isn’t it?
A lot of laws are being passed simply because parents don't want to monitor their kids
The Uk government forcing discord to scan my face or show my id to verify my age is genuinely draconian. "Oi you got a license for that" jokes are 100% justified.
I am so genuinely baffled that Denise Welch is on #WWHL tonight. I thought it was a joke 😭 Like… Ariana, what are you doing here?
Drunk Zak is wild. Oof. Dark. Sided. “I literally have nobody who cares” in front of his partner 😬 #TheValley
Two weeks ago, you turned civil society activists trying to prevent genocide into terrorists.
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
It’s wild that we millennials now have to navigate the death of people who, for the bulk of our lives, were beloved icons but later became disasters. The kid/teen in us who idolised them is grieving but the adult is like “oof”. An underlying nostalgia that you feel guilty about.