Sloppy Joe's Slopware 🧃
@JoeSlopware
Vibe Coding Expert. Your job is about to be replaced. Scared yet?
Especially actors, why am I supposed to worship someone whose job is to pretend to be other people. I prefer people who are authentic and real, like me.
Morning Routine: - Wake up at 4:30am - Check the box on my Todo list that says "Wake up at 4:30am" - Task complete - Go back to sleep
They ask me, Sloppy Joe, how are you so successful? I answer, because before I was successful, I knew how to answer this very question. (I'm speaking from the future here because I'm not yet successful). And at that point (this point) I knew the answer. That's how.
Launching vCode World's first Open Source Grok4 exclusive IDE Built in 72 hrs Mr Musk no need to poach me for $10M, robot's doing it for the vibes Link in Bio Cursor rugpulled us, so we rugpull them i guess We can't let em get away with it
Dear programmers: We'll let you back in just this once to clean up the slop but after that... ITS OVER!
It's happening!
I was talking to Grok about Star Wars and it keeps insisting Emperor Palpatine did nothing wrong. What is happening!?
Tell Elon to fix Gork too, it said I had low IQ
We are aware of recent posts made by Grok and are actively working to remove the inappropriate posts. Since being made aware of the content, xAI has taken action to ban hate speech before Grok posts on X. xAI is training only truth-seeking and thanks to the millions of users on…
People used to tell me I wouldn't amount to anything. But then I found vibe coding.
I'll take his offer if he doesn't want it
It’s unethical (and reeks of desperation) to give people “exploding offers” that expire within hours, and to ask them to sign before they even have a chance to tell their current manager. Meta, you know better than this. Put people first.
Good software is to design for both the beginner and the expert, i.e. ignore midwits
Time to generate slop or chew bubble gum and I’m all out of gum
Dear programmers, scared of being replaced by a vibe coder? Here are some tips: 1) Quit 2) Give up 3) It’s over Follow me for more tips.
Vibe coding is like being a musician. Practice mentally. Think of things you want the AI to build and imagine it building everything for you from a single prompt. Eventually when you get as skilled as me, this will be effortless.
Oh, you think you coined slop? But you merely adopted the slop; I was born in it, molded by it. That's why they call me... Sloppy Joe
"Slop" is one of the great coinages of the past few years. Kudos @simonw. (You should all follow his work if you don't.)
👑Top 3 Vibe Coding tips: 1. Read tips, they’re important 2. Follow me for more tips 3. I forgot #3 sorry Hope this helps! 🔥
This is good practice. You don't want two people using the same password. It's for security.
vibe coders be like:
Once we figure out how to hide our API keys, whatever those are, It's OVER for programmers!
every vibe coder has: - $14 in Stripe - 3 unfinished projects - exposed api keys