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@JoeMuto
Author of "An Atheist in the Foxhole" (@DuttonBooks) & "Catching Hell" (@skyhorsepub). Repped by the fearsome @DavidVigliano.
This is why Older Millennials are the only truly sane generation who has ever lived, or probably will ever live
Millennials are the only generation that have any sort of notion that you’re not just supposed to believe anything you see on the internet
It’s so funny how the Creation Museum decided that they couldn’t ignore all the dinosaur evidence so they just gave up and said “fuck it, God did create the dinosaurs, and cavemen had them as pets.”
Chimps and humans aren’t related.
Finally someone figured out a good use for A.I. youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw…
lmao
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…
Public media in blue cities is going to be fine. It’s the red rural stations that are going to suffer. This is the biggest Republican self-own since DOGE drowned all those Texans.

That birthday letter I sent to Jeffrey Dahmer saying "will always remember the delightful meals we had together"? People shouldn't read too much into that. There's an innocent explanation.
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Big WSJ story appears to have dropped. Trump allegedly wrote a bawdy letter to Epstein for the latter’s 50th birthday, featuring a hand-drawn picture of a naked woman and Donald’s signature as pubic hair. Then this:
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social that the “Jeffrey Epstein hoax” is a scam.
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social that the “Jeffrey Epstein hoax” is a scam.
Ahh yes, who can forget the OJ Simpson case, the perfect example of police being good at their jobs.
Yes, Zohran, what Nicole B. Simpson really needed to stop OJ from nearly decapitating her was a social wkr who could have centered OJ’s blackness to make him feel seen. Same for Diddy as he beat Cassie to a pulp. Just needed a reminder to be his best self! mediaite.com/media/news/zoh…
I can see why the Right is so pissed about the new Superman movie. The plot is literally Elon Musk teaming up with Bibi Netanyahu to commit genocide, only to be foiled by an immigrant/journalist, a genius black guy and a feminist.
Can't wait for my car to have the ability to drive me off a bridge if it decides I'm not the right race or ethnicity
Elon Musk says AI chatbot Grok will be added to Tesla cars by next week trib.al/ycYtLAR
It’s going to be so funny when Trump eventually pardons Ghislaine Maxwell
Love to eat a hunk of cucumber the size of my fist
Watermelon Cucumber Feta salad
This map is incredible for several reasons, one that it suggests that people who actually take the subway aren’t nearly as scared of it as those who don’t.
I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.
He’s toadying too close to the sun here
Pete Hegseth: "President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history, and it was a resounding success." North Korea–level propaganda.
New York City is going to take the streets back from cars, starting with Andrew Cuomo’s dodge charger