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Look at me. The Bordeaux is excellent this year.
"Sell all my cumbum coin and put it into hobo folk music NFTs"
NEW: President Donald J. Trump just signed an executive order to restore order to American cities and remove vagrants from our streets. Here is the text of the order: By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it…
Why no 2FA? What if a plaque gets your password? @Oral answer me
They say these things happen in threes. First Ozzy Osbourne, then Hulkster, and now Chuck Mangione?
Chuck Mangione Dead at 84 tmz.me/GBa06Ek
She looks like if I gave an AI a photo of Kamala and told it to make her Jewish
JUST IN - U.S. District Judge Robin Rosenberg rejects DOJ bid to unseal Epstein grand jury transcripts from Florida probe — Reuters
This is a fed honeypot for libertarians
what are some good books for someone just getting into capitalism
The best advice
A major cheat code in life: Being a pleasure to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.
Niggas will say Trump can't negotiate. Here he is selling the Japanese RICE
🚨 BREAKING
Thomas Jefferson went to war against the Barbary pirates, and you say there's no precedent for carpet bombing Indian scam call centers.
There's a new type of brown guy that exists and I don't know what to call them. I've seen them in multiple cities. They're fat, groomed and wear sweatpants, but since they don't have hips to hold their pants up, they carry a small sling or pack with their wallet and phone in it
I've been let go as a result of further cuts to US AID. My job was to give out free Bluetooth speakers at the homeless encampment.
in the UK if you're homeless you can stab a guy in the neck and get a slap on the wrist but normal people have to deal with shit like this
banned from driving for doing 38 in a 30 zone lmao, the UK is a joke
"You've gotta hear this guy. He does the star spangled banner but like shitty 😍" - millions of boomers
"Fuck yeah I'm libertarian. Get the government OUT of the age of consent"
The bashing of libertarians by establishment D.C. demonstrates the inherent threat it presents. Truth is, most people are libertarian. They just don't know it because it is never discussed. Non-aggression, radical decentralization and, sound money are home runs!…
Didn't understand women who say "the ick" but I feel it now every time I see a Glenn Greenwald tweet
plan distrusters most impacted
He literally called the bottom.
Giving the glory to a hero of the Coral Sea that was just stripped from a hero of the Oral Sea. Unbelievable.
I am pleased to announce that the United States Navy is renaming the USNS Harvey Milk to the USNS Oscar V. Peterson. We are taking the politics out of ship naming.
This line is an IQ test
🚨 #BREAKING: CHINA JUST GOT SLAMMED BY THE WORST FLOOD IN RECORDED HISTORY - ENTIRE CITIES WIPED OUT Rongjiang, Guizhou: floodwaters surged past 837 feet, swallowing neighborhoods, drowning roads, and forcing over 80,000 evacuations. 50,000 are returning to what’s left, and…
NYT Headline: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HIS UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
JUST IN - Trump calls for "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!"