Jess Magdefrau

I didn’t post a rip my legs off pre race photo but update: I WON! My last race of the season, 103 miles in Cody, Wyoming. I won a bottle of whiskey, $$$, a backpack (from my sponsor) and a bolo tie award 🥇

Was at the airport yesterday and this dude sneezed so hard snot came blowing out all over, he proceeded to wipe his nose with his hands and then on the railing. I have no words. This is why you wash your damn hands after everything

#TDF2025

Oooo I got balloons on my page

Coffee first, breakdown later

When I want to move to a cute mountain town then i remember this would most likely be the winter.

My best friend texted me and told me I look like Rebecca Knaak from @ManCity

There’s no point in watching the Tour now that MVDP is out 😭

Most of us will never reach the level of rich that Lenny Kravitz is at. His frames in his house are specifically picked out by the guy who picks out the frames in the @MuseeLouvre

Hey @ABCSharkTank get this woman on

Shoutout to the kids selling fresh lemonade for $8 in our neighborhood in fancy ass cups with their own logo. I didn’t make your logo but I’ll still support you 🫶🏼

The Ineos car took out a fan omg @BenjiNaesen #TDF2025

Julian Alaphilippe takes a fan's sign to use the cardboard to stay warm on the Tourmalet descent. 😅👍 #TDF2025 📺: Peacock

Nightmare fuel

Jacuzzi tubs in the middle of a hotel room are a different kind of psychotic

My birthday is in 5 days but I’m not even making a deal about it because I have everything I could ever want 🥹 also, I’m getting old af 😂

If I were born today it’d be my birthday so time to get myself a lil treat

I will die on this hill if you’re getting pho in Vegas when it’s 110, you’re a psycho

You didn’t think we were gone for good, did you? 👀 We know we’ve been quiet… and we’re sorry. If you’ve got questions or just wanna say hi, our DMs are open!

I’m ready to come out of retirement just to wear these

WORLD CHAMPION MICHAEL "THE GRINDER" MIZRACHI!!!