Jeff Boyardee
@Jerkstorecaller
Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him
They always say ‘avoid contact with eyes’ on lotions and sunscreens and stuff because they’re afraid of what you’ll do if your eyes become too youthful, smooth, and glowy.
When you realize your pussy is the reason for everyone in the room
Last photo of Black Sabbath alongside members of Metallica, Aerosmith, Pantera, Van Halen and more Rock and Heavy Metal legends before their final concert called 'Back To The Beginning' on July 5, 2025.
Fuck the Criterion Closet I want to go to the Tubi Crawlspace
Save me Jerry Reed Don't Think Twice save me youtu.be/4llh1t7B5lY?si…
Midwest Modern is making the Mid-Ohio Valley look gorgeous and it's mind-boggling (the secret is it *is* gorgeous)
Ozzy Osbourne: Maybe it’s not too late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate 🙂 1980s parents: This man is more evil than the devil
Anyone who creates something as good as "No More Tears" will rest with the gods for all time
Black Sabbath were cool because they were basically just hippies who sang about how important peace and love are but from the perspective of their absence; i.e. “It’s so scary that there’s not enough peace and love in the world.” That’s what being a Dark Empath is all about
listening to Black Sabbath - The Wizard, a song about a wizard
Try again
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
Guy who’s excited to go to prison because they want to catch up on their reading.