Jeff Boyardee
@Jerkstorecaller
Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him
Going to be the first postmodern memoir. Non-chronological narrative, leaping back and forth through time to suggest experience as a single entity, not a timeline. One chapter devolves into recaping an episode of Gilligan’s Island and it’s actually a metaphor for Afghanistan
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
Brutus Beefcake ripping all that copper wire out of the Clearwater home currently
Hulk Hogan was a horrible human being, but he did keep the Gremlins from running amok in the projection booth in The New Batch, so his life was not entirely without distinction.
If you want to have a good time you will obviously be listening to Feels So Good the album in its entirety but if you wanna keep having a good time, could I recommend the song Children of Sanchez, also by Mr. Chuck Mangione?
Truthfully, when it comes down to it, it’s fair if you don’t like the guy. And it’s fair if you do like the guy. Some people can separate the art from the artist and some others can’t. There’s no point in trying to tell one side or the other they are wrong. Both sides have every…
This packaging is so cute I started tearing up in the petco he loves his climbing branch
Building elaborate props for a corrupt mayor is my dream job
Hats off to whoever picked the sound for Mayor Adams turning on the big router — announcing a plan to provide free WiFi to Section 8 housing in the Bronx.
they got They Might Be Giants' 1992 album Apollo 18 at the Natural History Museum
time to start the true Appalachian discourse: I think wv cryptids should be given the champagne protection and frauds outside of wv selling that stuff should have to label it bugboy
Positive responses to Marvel having its first "good" movie in a while like celebrating an elderly dog able to go down stairs by itself
