Jed
@Jedevision
Lobbier against Tapeworm rights, Owner of largest Cestoda plantation, enslaver of elongated parasites
That's right, we're going back in time to July 4th, 2024, to prevent you from saying, "NO MORE AMONG US SEX!!!"
“Good. Say it again.” “P-p-peach rove Mario. She his girrfriend.” “One more time. With gusto.”
If someone breaks into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at night, what's the security guard actually supposed to do?
France still has a genuinely Bonapartist political party. They currently control 15% of regional seats in, of course, Corsica
History books will remember you as the man who called mothers "inseminated peoples"
A love letter from me to Kathy and my family—and to you, Wisconsin.
Within a century of Justinian’s reign “much of the Eastern Roman Empire had unravelled. The issue that historians have long debated is whether Justinian…was in some sense responsible.” “Had the emperor’s western forays led to a dangerous overexpansion?” 🧵🧵
Within a century of Justinian’s reign “much of the Eastern Roman Empire had unravelled. The issue that historians have long debated is whether Justinian…was in some sense responsible.” “Had the emperor’s western forays led to a dangerous overexpansion?” 🧵🧵