Jake Chinatown
@JakedChinatown
The Hudson River. Two years ago. Alt: @JakeChinatown
Thank you for all the kind words, everyone. You were much louder than the screeching pastel sweaters
Idiocracy is Judge’s worst movie
Matt Stone and Andy Samberg call Mike Judge a prophet for Idiocracy. #SDCC
Why/how is @hutchinson involved? 🤔
Hey @hutchinson and hey @WillyMacShow Destiny (@TheOmniLiberal) is [fail] doxxing jstlk right now- as we speak. He is also giving attention to people trying to doxx hutch. Its one thing to quote tweet something. Destiny is -RIGHT NOW-doxxing people, posting and promoting it.
Nasty old racist pedophile can’t wait til he’s gone
bill Clinton disses Kwame Ture at john lewis funeral .
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First trailer for a new ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’ movie set entirely on a computer screen starring Ice Cube. Releasing July 30 on Prime Video.
It never was
Matt Stone and Trey Parker say they’ve never been pitched a live-action South Park. Matt says “I don’t know if watching a little kid getting hit by a bus and dying every week” would be enjoyable. #SDCC
Friggun geniuses
Trey Parker says he and Matt were trying to figure out their next episode this morning. Trey says “We’re don’t know” what it’s going to be. #SDCC
Hulk Hogan was a great American icon. One of the first people I ever truly admired as a kid. The last time I saw him we promised we’d get beers together next time we saw each other. The next time will have to be on the other side, my friend! Rest in peace.
Hulk Hogan was a great American icon. One of the first people I ever truly admired as a kid. The last time I saw him we promised we’d get beers together next time we saw each other. The next time will have to be on the other side, my friend! Rest in peace.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
YOU SENT THE SPY PLANES TO FLY OVER GAZA YOU FUCKING EVIL CREEP
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
Take it back
One of the last public photos taken of Hulk Hogan before he passed away
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
All the South Park fans glazing this like it’s not literally just doing the same joke they did decades ago with saddam
Hey, Satan!
It’s crazy that we’re just expected to know this kind of stuff isn’t real
This is the video in question 😭😭