Jake, C’est La Vie

I bet she runs her cul-de-sac’s Neighbourhood Watch committee like it’s a Soviet satellite state #TheTraitors

Allison is such a fascinating journalist. When she’s not inciting violence, she’s writing fluffy articles about how Mounjaro is stopping her from scoffing Mars Bars all the live long day. Truly a woman of dimensions.

Honestly one of the creepiest images in American cinema.

Reading Washington Square. the slimmest Henry James novel takes a week to traverse thanks to the density of his prose.

All this could have been avoided had she not been sacked from 6Music.

Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you? Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!

I am praying for the safety of Palestinian and Jewish children. Both Israelis and Palestinians deserve to live safely and with dignity. That’s all you need to say.

An elderly couple who were billed £200 for NordVPN claim they never ordered it and insist they’re ‘not paying a penny’.

Living in the deep countryside is completely idyllic until you wake to a car fire in the field behind your house at 3am and wonder who’ll play you in the Crimewatch reconstruction.

212 by Azealia Banks

Nobody does the understatement like the British

Born on this day in 1943, Happy birthday Mick Jagger.

The Will Ferrell PayPal advert on a plane makes me long for a surface to air missile.

Gosh, this really does prove the old adage that you must choose between your body or your face once you reach a certain age.

I absolutely love seeing bull’fighters’ get the living shit knocked out of them. A barbaric and vile practice @spain

A loathsome book; a stupid person’s idea of a literary classic. After 900 pages of unrelenting misery, I laughed out loud when he was picked up by the evil dentist and threw the book across the room in despair.

Matt Tebbut from Saturday Kitchen looks more like a cruel landowner from a lesser Brontë novel with each passing week.

61% of internships completed by university graduates aged 21-19 are unpaid or underpaid, research by Sutton Trust has found. Delighted to see the govt is taking steps to ban unpaid internships which act to lock out those from working class and underrepresented backgrounds.

Thank you to our benevolent government for deciding what is best for me to see and not see 🥰