Jack Patrick
@JackPatrick06
Activist investor, generally short. Pointing out stupidity where I see it. I’d rather be on the beach. (Nothing is Financial Advice)
Someone should figure out much the bots are worth by this valuation.
*XAI LAUNCHES $300M SHARE SALE THAT VALUES GROUP AT $113B, CITES EXPLOSION IN TWITTER / X COMMENT ENGAGEMENT TO UNDERPIN VALUE
Without further elaboration my entire trajectory in finance can be summed up to this; Socks (yes, the clothing item) ——-> short selling and activism.
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I had my first Celsius today, it was by far the worst tasting drink I’ve ever had, in fact, it’s so bad I will be shorting $CELH at the open, the fact that some people like this is beyond me.
Hydration sticks of $CELH CELSIUS Holdings is a buy
It’s time to retweet this, $ONON will be a tremendous source of alpha for short sellers.
I will remain short $ONON until they use my genius and innovative T-shirt idea shown below. This will ignite the human spirit. @on_running
Btw $LTRY is a textbook $0, it’s absurd what their doing (disclosure, no position)
(1/x) aaand $LTRY goes full bullshit-bingo-PR " $LTRY closes in on Legal Action Against Coordinated ‘Short and Distort Campaign" 😂🤡😂 This is hilarious and has everything a good and completely made up fictional story needs: - NAKED shorting - INSIDER TRADING -paid shills
Per usual Chris is citing the numbers that make $RUM look the best, in reality Rumble is behind Steam TV in both hours watched and live viewers in the last 30 days, steam isn’t even a streaming company first. (According to streamscharts, which they frequently cherry pick data…
Look at the numbers in the USA, not globally. Rumble is not large outside of the USA and its not a fair comparions to put our heavy US numbers vs YouTube's heavy global numbers.
Took long enough
Scams involving shares of obscure, mostly Nasdaq-listed Chinese companies have proliferated in recent years, harming thousands of small US investors. Now the @TheJusticeDept is involved in fighting the alleged fraud: wsj.com/finance/regula…
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Fisker car this week, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
It’s prob time to start shorting growth-y fast food chains again. I’m looking at you $SHAK and $CAVA
I will remain short $ONON until they use my genius and innovative T-shirt idea shown below. This will ignite the human spirit. @on_running

I was just about to congratulate $AMD holders for finally making money, checked again and it’s back down. So, no congratulations for you.
So I guess $SPY just won’t ever have a down day again in our lives.
These types of posts are exactly why we need a drawn out, long bear market.
All in Tesla stock status today up $4400. All my money in Tesla stock. I have no other stocks. My goal is $10 mil. I will post every day until we get to $10 mil #tsla
I think the best thing the market can do right now is retrace this entire move. I think it needs to happen. If we get any (sizable) drift higher, the big man will probably take that as a sign that his plan is working—which, in the longer term, means more of these policies take…
Open the markets so I can buy my fav Brazilian fintech shitco