Jeremy Fassler
@J_fassler
Journalist and writer. Bylines include @nytimes, @vulture, @motherjones, @theatlantic. Books: The Deadwood Bible (with Matt Zoller Seitz.) Proud corgi parent.
I hate everything about this woman.
Trisha Paytas has named her third child Aquaman.
Sandra Oh, the bravest and best Canadian, just said on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert about the show cancellation, directed to CBS and Paramount: “a plague on all of your houses, a pox on all that you serve” WOW
I love the one battle droid with an inexplicable Boston accent in The Phantom menace
I first saw Citizen Kane when I was 13. By the time I was 16, I'd seen it six times.
Not to brag but by the age of 26 I had watched citizen kane
Me watching everyone on the timeline smack down the Pod Bros (you know the ones):
All of these bands are horrible. The end.
Butt-Rock Is Back, Baby 🎸 Bands like Creed, Nickelback, and Hinder used to get made fun of, but a 2000s revival has made them more beloved than ever. rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
Oscar Isaac looks like he’s asking who sir you sir how about a shave
Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ will have its North American premiere at #TIFF50. Starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth and Christoph Waltz.
I think this is one of the five best scenes in the history of The Simpsons.
Oh, help me, Dr Zaius!
This is where Mussolini was hanged upside down in 1945, it is now a McDonald’s, total American cultural victory
I thought the whole point of speaking out against mass atrocities was that you care about humanity everywhere, not just your wallet.

Thanks for reminding me of yet another time people got mad at Hillary for saying something 100% true.
Hans Moleman made Man Getting Hit by Football at 31 years old
Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at 26 years old PTA made Boogie Nights at 26 Kubrick made Paths of Glory at 26 Ryan Coogler made Fruitvale Station at 26 Chantal Akerman made Jeanne Dielman at 24 Jean-Luc Godard made Breathless at 29
It's funny to me how so many of the campaign consultants criticizing Democrats for not being further left are the same people who got John Fetterman elected.
Claus von Bulow: You are a very strange man. Alan Dershowitz: You have no idea.
WSJ PIECE WRITTEN BY ALAN DERSHOWITZ THIS WEEK. Dershowitz was Epstein's defense lawyer. Everyone needs to read this.