The Black Hemingway
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A generous profile of me by Olumide Afolase at @nigeriantribune. It's the first Nigerian publication to take a full-length shot at this, so the flowers are well-received. I appreciate it. In other news, I NEED a new headshot. This photo is 4 years old. tribuneonlineng.com/the-understate…

Sanchez.
What's stopping this squad from winning the Premier League and Champions League next season?
The idea of Deyemi Okanlawon's character (in any film) being a writer is too ridiculous for me to pay any mind to, abeg 🤣
Congratulations to Hussain Ahmed, whose collection BLUE EXODUS has been shortlisted for The Derek Walcott Prize, awarded by @arrowsmithpress! The winner will be selected by Ishion Hutchinson & announced in October. Read the announcement at arrowsmithpress.com/walcott.
On Thursday, July 17, 2025, my friend Hussain Ahmed sent me a Daily Mail article written by Sonya Gugliara headlined, “Straight white author’s career finally takes off after he tells woke publishers he’s gender queer Nigerian.” flaminghydra.com/the-poetry-swi…
Lmao
National Sports Commission (NSC) has declared Nigeria’s interest in hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix.
Add Vini and Bellingham too, then you'd have your answer.
I sometimes wonder what is soooo infuriating about guys like Rashford, Pogba, Mbappé that inspires the intensity of hate we see them get sometimes. The intensity is so…deep.
As someone who has studied domestic slavery in Africa for years, nothing irks me like people who try to suggest that somehow some people were better because they didn't ship off slaves to the Europeans or that they didn't do human sacrifice. You know how many died during raids???
Thanks for all the (public and private) recommendations. I'm diving in, and there are particular records that pique my interest. Btw, if I send Ogranya's "Swing" or "In My Dreams Last Night" to you, then that's me saying my intentions aren't exactly pure.
If I was trying to listen to Ogranya for the first time, which song(s) would you recommend that I listen to first? Asking for myself.
Do Ogranya and Tay Iwar have a song together? Sacrilegious, if they don't.
All in my lifetime. We went from Naira higher in value than the dollar because of our oil exports to countries like America, to the 1,600 Naira to the dollar and being an importer of crude oil from America. All from stupid policies and boundless greed.
US became net exporter of crude to Nigeria for the first time, EIA says reuters.com/business/energ…
First of all, that child is far too young to be working for anyone. Secondly, madam, mocking a kid for being poor is low, nasty, shite behavior. Thirdly, that unappetizing spaghetti you’re serving her isn’t luxury. Heaven ko, paradise ni. We know your type
Madam taunts her maid with her poor background as she threåtens to send her back to her parent's home.
You murdered a crow??? Good luck, man. You go need am.
another one down😋 na una go leave this compound for us seh 🔥😂
European what now?
@Arsenal 🤝 @emirates 🤝 @acmilan Two European giants face each other in Singapore ✈️
Are we platforming wife-beaters now?
I've absolutely enjoyed every moment we've had on The Failures Diaries podcast, but this session with @SirJarus was even more explosive! Jarus Oyewale gave it all on The Failure Diaries. He spoke about a season that tested everything. When a domestic issue that somehow, it found…
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I have been offered admission into the awesome MFA Creative Writing program at Virginia Tech this fall and need your support to help me fulfil this dream of advanced education towards advancing my writing. My kind friend, Ajibola Tolase, initiated this GoFundMe to
All this obsession with a "fraud" who "came a distant third"? Puzzling.
How long will you keep serving the food — Wike asks Peter Obi.
Funke Akindele knows the game.
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"Mama I'm Coming Home" hits so different now. The idea of Ozzy Osbourne doing something as cliché as dying is just something that doesn't sound...cool. He was one of those guys who had an inexplicable aura that just made obituaries seem incongruous.