Ironic Ape
@Ironic_Ape
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Thanks everyone for the feedback! I'm genuinely grateful that it was overwhelmingly positive and constructive—so thank you! 🙏 That said, even though users could input their own assumptions, a few people mentioned the UI wasn't intuitive enough (or simply did not bother to…
I’d honestly love to know whether they secretly love it or if the $LMND Investor Relations and Marcomms teams are shitting the bed when they see our posts 😂🫣🍋 Probably a bit of both - depending on which department they’re in! 😂 😘🤷♂️
One day when $LMND is $400, $600 a $1000+ people will just say “you got luckily gambling when it was under $50”…🤦♂️ We didn’t get lucky - we got ready. Funny how luck always seems to whisper to those willing to work and listen! 🤷♂️ Ironic-ape.com 🚀🚀
🚨 With the $LMND community now approaching 3.5k members I felt it time we pushed an upgrade out! for years many of us here have been able to see whats just around the corner now... but still so many looking at histroic revenue or lack of prifitbility and dissmissing... I've been…
Nearly 40 hours gone into the website this weekend 😅😴 Once the update is pushed… I honestly can’t imagine how anyone couldn’t rationally see what’s about to happen 🚀🚀
📣 $LMND Insurance Q2'2025 Earnings Preview Since this is my first earnings preview, decided to make it available for all brian.finance/p/lemonade-ins…
$LMND LTV:CAC Calculator v2 is now live! 🚀 Enhanced scenarios Improved UX (mobile-friendly) Minor adjustments to underlying mechanics for increased accuracy Done tinkering for now (unless anyone finds bugs!) 😅 Enjoy!
Confession time…. I shared a screen shot today. 🤦♂️🫣 sorry if it goes down now… my bad! Met up with someone I used to work with who I told to buy $LMND in the $10-12 region - they asked me how it was going 😂 others in the room shat on my idea and pulled out the Amazon…
🚀 New Feature Alert! 🚀 - Best on Desktop! 🤓 The Lemonade LTV:CAC Simulator is finally live! This one took a good long while!! 😅 — I’ve made it as comprehensive as possible, letting you simulate Loss Ratio glide paths, Cross-Sell scenarios, Reinsurance , and Synthetic Agents…
Everyone shorting $LMND presently at $39.77 please post your short positions in my comments now 🙏 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
👀👀👀 - consider my eyes peeled.. I like the sound of "just around the corner"
Just going to leave this here - summary of the success rate and average return of all the analysts following LMND. Wrong 77% of the time and an average return per rating of -24.4% on all their calls on LMND🫣 The analyst that rates LMND the highest and a BUY, with $60 target is…
This is what today’s loco announcement means. This is NOT a little announcement. 🚀🍋 chatgpt.com/share/686d824e…
Having seen the market reaction to Loco launch today - it’s obvious they just don’t understand the significance of this!! @shai_wininger - how about doing the boldest thing NO insurance company would ever do! - Record or even live stream - from start to finish launching car in…
Musk and his team have had unrestricted access to heaps of government systems for months - what’s the bet he’s got a copies of all the incriminating info 😂🍿
BREAKING: Elon Musk says former Trump White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon is “in the Epstein files.” Yesterday, the FBI said there is no Epstein “client list.”
So, we (kinda silently) launched @lemonade_inc Car in Indiana yesterday. This launch marks a major milestone in Lemonade Car's history- Yesterday, Lemonade Car got a shiny new heart! I've spoken briefly about our L2 tech stack before, but the centerpiece of it all is LoCo, our…