Elizabeth the bluecheck hider
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elizabeth | 30’s | she/her or hēo/hire | smokeshow baeddel and a lesbian. if you’re reading this it’s probably because I made you smile. HRT 7/18/2012
Oh my god the Weimar era had Iraqi Dinar guys
my great-great-grandfather bought millions of devalued german marks for double or triple the exchange rate in the early 1920s in hopes that they would eventually be revalued to be 25 cents again like they were under the kaiser
video unalived the radio influencer
legit the confederacy was so out of touch that they were like “how long can a war last? A few months?” and then they *printed a guaranteed pay-back date on their racist money* and then they had to push it back and print more and push it back and print more and
“states rights” dipshits put slaves on their money and hyper-inflated their own economy with those very same promissory notes to such a degree that it is directly responsible for the south being generationally poor to this day
a conspiracy theory that I sincerely believe is that there is a concerted effort by some shadowy group of powerful people to kill Wikipedia. I've thought this ever since I noticed how it was being deprioritized in Google search results, back when Google search still had results
UK VPN demand surges 1,400% as age verification law takes effect; Wikipedia faces ban, X users report blocked content
Was watching the newest bob’s burgers episode and they had pissy shitties from that one tumblr post make a cameo appearance in it.
Make sure you also leave scattered audio tapes talking about whatever work you’re doing lying around in random places.
If you’re building a hard tech company in 2025, you should prioritize getting a massive diagonal elevator platform installed in your HQ to make it easy to descend into the lower levels and access the underground portion of your facility.
The original Chicken Jockey
Spider-Pig debuted 18 years ago today in ‘The Simpsons Movie.’
the "i don't care you dont like me back, i wouldn't fuck you anyway" bit doesn't become any less pathetic if you make it into a website
Someone created a website where you can rate the users of the hacked feminist doxing app "Tea". Is this the most chopped userbase of all time?
Advocating for the complete prohibition of something so widespread and deeply ingrained in human nature is historically a failed strategy. Prohibition rarely eliminates the activity; it simply drives it underground, where it becomes unregulated, more dangerous, and often more…
In light of the newly passed Online Safety bill in th UK, I wanted to say that banning porn is good actually.
Somwtimes it scares me how conservatives cannot comprehend the fact that people fucking hate them, like what is this cope.
Tell the truth, will you do what South Park did to Trump for $1.5 Billion?
do you guys think norm hasn't posted in so long because he's still heart broken over trump and elon's divorce
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good luck trying to get a bank to finance something like this without the value engineers being called in to replace everything with hardie board and drywall, especially if you're already starting from the standpoint of a light timber frame
Let’s build 5-over-1s that look and feel like this.
De-burring your car doors so you don't slice your fingers because QA isnt catching those kind of things. Just normal cybertruck owner things.
does anyone remember when tumblr user sixpenceee revealed her family had a slave. what the fuck was that about
saw this on tumblr and i'm crossposting it; “protect children”<-reactionary drivel basically every time “be kind to children”<-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine the average person thinks of children like particularly delicate houseplants
social media has been turned useless cause your friend will make a joke and then it'll get passed around. His name will get scrubbed off it, and it'll get passed even further. Then all sorts of people will tell the same joke but poorly and people will use it to try to make $20