Jay🐧🏗️

What a fucking email to wake up to by the way, literally a fucking dream come true man, I can’t thank everyone enough!!!❤️❤️

Me after 2 pints

We’ve gone from a 442 with Ekitke and Isak to having neither of them and bringing in Ramsdale #NUFC

Am I the only one who’d keep jones by all means? The cunt would play in goal if ye asked him

😂😂😂😂😂

Hey @Grok who is the most famous person that has ever liked one of my posts?

Surely half you Liverpool fans on here are ai, use can’t be real fuming over that game?😂😂

Incredible goal that😂

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it is

This best be worth the wait😂

Gyokeres was basically playing Sunday league

Nahhh someone reckons “newcastles 4-4-0 formation” 😂

Hahahaha like Gazza trying to stop Raoul Moat with a KFC and a fishing rod 😭

Eddie Howe dragging Isak out the car and Salah in the back of the plane had me cackling 😂

Newcastle fans that said 4-4-2

Calvert Lewin up front for Newcastle on gameweek 1

Isak transfer request💣

[🟢] INFO: A spending spree of almost £300million is set to continue. [@_pauljoyce]

So excited for the next few months Starting uni on a course I know I will do well in North west reopening Driving lessons Getting back into streaming & RP Getting back into footy/thai Lost loads of weight A few months ago I was at the lowest I’ve ever been, it feels good.

They might have to play a 4-4-2 with Ant and Dec up top next season...