addison raetheon

no no you don’t get it. you see, now that I’ve intellectualized my problems I’m no longer affected by them

called my chipotle bowl “I looooove you DML” and got a free order of chips in my bag out of it. #few

little idiot

Oh… that’s my radfemhitler… regurgitating Nazi talking points… who could’ve ever foreseen this

why did every nerd in the 2010s converge on that specific green triforce t-shirt & tan cargo pants fit

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

DEI Friday’s

Cambodian targets in question is like 4 shirtless soldiers and an RPK

JUST IN - U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP

you could throw an AN/SPY-6 on the side of this bad boy no problem

My future partner will have to be okay with the Tweeting

Obama’s presidential library looks like…[FILL IN THE BLANK].

signed up for the lottery for every single one of Chappell’s pop-up concerts this year baby we are GOING

Real hustlers never start

This is, astoundingly, a *40 point swing* from Gen Z women who are Democrat +21 in the same poll. If you think the birth rate is bad now, wait until it’s their turn. We’re gonna go South Korea numbers, man.

damn the Tea app is almost as insecure as its userbase

Leftist guy: hey folks can we maybe cool it with the Jew hatred? Leftists in comments: fuck you, zionist. Antisemitism isn’t real. And if it’s real then it’s not a real concern. And if it’s a real concern, then they deserve it.