Dan Minucci
@HouseofMourthia
Former lawyer, current writer. Stories in @Cirsova Winter '23, Summer '24. Won a Watty once, but don't hold that against me. Grouchy but sort of an optimist.
I've got a fun little story in here, about a gunslinger named Hand and the creepiest little town in Nevada that doesn't have a clown motel.
Drive down a deserted highway, experience cosmic horror on the high seas, open mysteries of the ancient past, battle evil wizards, and more! Link in replies!
Dumping Bombadil meant dumping the Barrow-wights, which meant no blades of Westernesse, which meant Strider stomping around the wilderness with four shortswords for no reason, which meant no blade of Westernesse to cripple the Lord of Morgul. For want of a nail, Sandy.
Tom Bombadil stops the story cold. You go from an exciting trip cross-country, heading through a creepy old forest to avoid the sinister Black Riders, then a terrifying tree ensnares them. Poof comes Tom deus-ex-machina Bombadil to save the hobbits from a danger which Tolkien…
There's definitely a rise in antisemitism, but that doesn't mean we should ban blonde, blue-eyed women with large breasts
Tweets that precede misery:
I was the original sponsor of AEBA, which passed in the FY24 budget. I'm incredibly proud of this legislation, which will keep utility costs stable & affordable, while creating 100,000 green jobs and transitioning NY to a future that’s not dependent on fossil fuel. 2/
This is like getting dating advice from Paul Lynde.
"Men need to say, 'Shut up and go to your room. I'm the man of the house. I will not be taught what it is to be a man by a woman.'"
Lawyers who cited fake AI cases face some real sanctions this time: -Disqualified from the case -Ordered to provide copy of sanctions order to all clients, opposing counsel, and judge in every pending case and every attorney in their firm -Referred to state bar for…
Seriously, we need to extend more grace to those Hollywood gentlemen who say the right things.
Amidst all the derogatory comments from insecure men, reminder that Pedro Pascal is a kind, special man who is willing to be vulnerable & who unwaveringly supports marginalized communities (not to mention he’s a phenomenal actor). We need to stop overanalyzing celebrity behavior
why are they all speaking English
The first trailer for ‘AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES’ has been released. Releasing September 19 on Digital.
This is what they REALLY took from us:
This is what they REALLY took from us:
Yes, the South Park boys always took a hands off approach to world figures suffering from senility.
South Park benefits from the ENTERTAINING aspects of an individual and generally how they’re crooked or selfish. Biden’s would’ve just been an old man stumbling over his words. At times not understandable. Less funny.
To think, they shot Howard Beale live on air just for having lousy ratings.
Colbert is going scorched earth on Paramount/CBS; calls them “morally bankrupt” over Trump settlements. Lmao. His employers have 10 more months of this to enjoy.
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I’m pretty new to the conservative movement, but… …have Democrats always gotten away with crimes like this?!
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Drive down a deserted highway, experience cosmic horror on the high seas, open mysteries of the ancient past, battle evil wizards, and more! Link in replies!
Did they grow this guy in the same vat where they got Beto
I just held a rally in Plano, TX — a red part of the state — and 1,000 people showed up. Many said it was their first political rally ever. There’s something happening in Texas…