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@HotSpastic
wore these last night first time for full game. can confirm padding, 'arch support' etc are just bullshit to sell shoes that end up injuring you. dropped 25 points and my feet feel better this morning than they have after a game in years
BREAKING: Pistons forward Isaiah Stewart has signed a shoe deal with XERO. 📄✍️ The brand specializing in “barefoot” and low-to-the-ground footwear is launching their 1st basketball shoe later this month. “I play with a lot of force, strength and power, and the Xero X1 shoes…
Will Stancil Martyr Made 🤝 Putting their lives on the line for dead-eyed third world illegal immigrants who wouldn't care if they lived or died
this level of sophistry is just evil, he's not stupid enough to be missing the holes in this argument
You’re lost in a bullshit ideology if you can’t see that standing with your neighbor is more right-wing than narc’ing on him to obscure federal authorities that would just as soon do the same to you.
Dear Jeffrey, Happy 50th you old dog! Just want to say I’ve committed many crimes with you! There’s a list people will be talking about in 20 years- I’m on it! It’s me, Donald Trump, writing this letter
So sad how dramatically breathing into a paper bag was replaced by anti-anxiety medication
Why isn’t it called Protectorly? Or Patrolly? How the fuck are we supposed to know it’s an app???
Introducing Patrol. Homeowners in LA can now book off-duty police officers to help protect their homes. Now available in Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Malibu — more areas coming soon.
he knows a thing or two about hanging
Golden rule for overcoming a hangover by Anthony Bourdain: “Aspirin. Cold Coca-Cola. Smoke a joint. Eat some spicy Szechuan food.”
I hope he makes a really, really bad reboot season of strangers with candy as a fitting end to one of history's most comprehensive declines in talent
‘The Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Ending Next Year With CBS Retiring Late-Night Franchise deadline.com/2025/07/the-la…
Let’s check in on ask dot com
"I asked chatgpt". "I asked grok" Well, I asked Jeeves and he said "It's been 19 years. You have to let me go."
I have a unique talent for joining a queue at the worst possible moment, finally reaching the front with nobody behind to soothe me with the knowledge that at least i got there before them
At least he’s trapped in there now
A pedestrian underpass get sealed shut with cement after the city ran out of ideas of how to permanently remove a homeless man who had lived in there for three years. This, of course, now prevents everybody in the community from using it.
