Holy Crayons
@HolyCrayons
Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️, Crotch Goblin 2.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 3.0™️. Probably wearing pyjamas. Sponsored by Sertraline.
Obviously, there is a strong argument to not expand the family further.
Not one to speak ill of the dead, but Hulk Hogan's sex tape remains to this day, the worst thing my eyes have ever seen, coupled with Dane Bowers poking pregnant Katie Price's minge with his manky big toe.
Hulk Hogan too!? Fuck me the Grim reaper is putting in the hours.
The ending of 'Filth' always gives me goosebumps and wet eyes 🥺
Got council telly on, showing the biggest young un' Titanic. "Mum, why didn't they just not hit the iceberg?"
Absolutely mortified for that billionaire CEO who got caught on a kiss cam at the Coldplay concert having an affair with his employee. Imagine that many people knowing you've paid to go see Coldplay 🫠
You know who needs to give it up now? That "what's your favourite cheese?" Sex pest bloke. As funny as a urinary tract infection.
Stick three mice up your shitter and remove them post-climax before they turn into horses.
Gregg. My dear wife Bunty is most interested in your one to one coaching sessions. Her flaps have recently been lacking muscle tone. What she wants to know is will you be wearing underpants for these sessions or will you be suffering from autism? 🤔