Sir Michael Take CBE

Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

Exclusive Tory front bench reshuffle news: Helen Whately: Shadow Minister for Numbers up to 9. James Cleverly: Shadow Minister for Spiking & Sh*tholes. Robert Jenrick: Shadow Superhero for River Dipping & Tube Ticketing. Therese Coffey: Shadow Chancellor for Cake in the Lords. 🇬🇧

So Donald Trump, President of The United States is allegedly on The Epstein List. This totally SHOCKED me. Never in a million years did I think Donald Trump was a member of The Beatles. 😳

I find this clip worrying. Imagine if this was your daughter or your wife? Behaving like this. In public. It terrified Ramrod our gentle natured brown Labrador. This sort of hysteria undermines all that is great about our country. What on earth happened to our stiff upper lip? 😡

#ENGITA It really is plain to see now that England Lionesses’ success over recent years is due to Brexit. 🇬🇧

How on earth can the Labour government allow this sort of thing to carry on? Millions of people being inflicted with this type of pollution. 😣 SORT IT OUT STARMER! 😡

#BBCLauraK BBC bosses are currently rebranding their ‘Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg’ programme. Ideas for a new name reflecting its current newsworthy content include: ‘Sunday with Nigel Farage’ ‘It ain’t half Nige mum!’ ‘24 Hours in Nigel Farage’ ‘Only Nige & Horses’ ‘Pointless’

Bunty & I were there It was FAB! Robert was great entertainment. First of all he got some white gloss & painted over some cartoons of Mickey Mouse. Then he chased us all around demanding our tickets. Finally he ended up in the pond doing his Mr Darcy pose! GREAT FUN Cheers Sue🤩

We’re not terrified old bean We look at you Reform bunch & have a rollicking laugh. Down from 5 to 3 MPs (& one of them is Lee Anderson who doesn’t count) 18 year olds running councils Economic plans that aren’t viable And a leader who has the brains of a moth. Terrified? Ha! 😂

Where are they now? Part 42 of an occasional series. I genuinely have no idea where Thérèse Coffey is or what our beloved ‘Nana Terry’ is doing…but by George what a charismatic and compelling public speaker she was! 👍

One of the team who post to my X account accidentally pressed like on a Lee Anderson tweet earlier today. I apologise for this. The post also refers to 30p, pie & ‘I want my country back’ and is equally insulting against me. Clearly it was not intentional.

Love this new photo of Queen Camilla. She looks moist, pliable & generally useful. You can almost sense her excitement & smell her herby odours. It’s as if she’s eaten a jelly based confectionary & is saying: ‘Look at me, I’ve wolfed down some grub & am ready for pumpy .’🇬🇧

I had a super injunction in bed last night. I made quite a mess. Thankfully my wife Bunty has washed the sheets and said nothing. Unfortunately I admit I leaked quite a lot. Please, please don’t let anyone know about this or my reputation will be ruined…😔