Professor Fossilworth (BS)
@HistorianIn2259
Historian posting from the year 2259. I'm trying to understand the Pronounian Era of the twenty twenties.
What colour is YOUR post-apocolyptic electric powered hetronormative transport energizer???
I've been studying this for an hour and my head is exploding.
Grok will no longer call itself Hitler or base its opinions on Elon Musk’s, promises xAI theverge.com/x-ai/707442/gr…
Scared of global pandemic >cover your face Protesting for Palestine >cover your face Join the police force >cover your face Join a criminal gang >cover your face I'm beginning to think people in the 21st century just didn't like their faces.
If a historian in 40 year's time had to study this platform, what posts would confuse him most?
I found this headline in the archives and I'm flabbergasted. Presumably this was before the Merciful Gender Council banned none-abortion in 2041.
Historians are still puzzling over why this organization appointed Iran on their human rights council. (Sent on July, 2059)
It's been 35 years now and we still know nothing about this man.
My colleagues and I still baffle over how a red "muppet" seized control of Poland and launched one of the bloodiest wars this century has seen.
It was at this moment I decided to devote my life to understanding what caused the extinction of their generation.
Someone needs to start a satirical X account where they play a historian from the year 2225 looking back at our posts from today trying to make sense of our world.
Pronounians of the time found World War 3 far more frightening than previous wars. This was due to it starting at least once a month.