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Trying to expand my horizons a bit. So I opened a Substack account. My longer stuff will go there (as well as right here on X) Sign up, come visit, good things coming soon! substack.com/@themossadil
Now what do Finland, Denmark, Iceland and Sweden have that we don't?
The happiest countries in the world (all ages): 1. Finland 🇫🇮 2. Denmark 🇩🇰 3. Iceland 🇮🇸 4. Sweden 🇸🇪 5. Israel 🇮🇱 6. Netherlands 🇳🇱 7. Norway 🇳🇴 8. Luxembourg 🇱🇺 9. Switzerland 🇨🇭 10. Australia 🇦🇺 . 11. New Zealand 🇳🇿 14. Austria 🇦🇹 15. Canada 🇨🇦 17. Ireland 🇮🇪 20.…
Let everyone who hates Zion fall on their asses in shame. You tried to kill us. You failed. Maybe stop trying. You produce nothing of value. You have no legacy and no future. No one will ever tell you "God bless you." No one’s blessing people like you. I didn't write this…
The international press did not want to publish this, so I wrote it anyway, because the truth must be told. 'I’m a Human Rights Lawyer: What’s Happening to the Druze in Syria Is a Real Genocide. Gaza Is Not. Stop Cheapening the 'Crime of Crimes' and Distorting the Truth! '
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It is a blatant lie that Israel has restricted food to Gaza. When the food is delivered it is commandeered by Hamas at gunpoint.
He confirmed it himself.
These are not mysterious. They were all gas pipeline explosions caused by natural wear and tear. I confirmed this myself.
The enemy starts a fire near an ancient church. Jews stop fire before it reaches church. Jews blamed for "setting fire to church". This time even senior US officials got duped. This pattern has worked for the enemy for so long because you all keep falling for it.
Modern-day Blood Libel.... I thought we were done with these in medieval times..
We love you @OzzyOsbourne 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
I was 16 years old. I had a final exam in the morning. There was no way I was going to pass that test if I didn't cram all night. I knew I had a long night ahead of me. I told my parents I'm going to my friend's house to study with him. I got to his house. We opened our books.…
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and…
This should be bigger news. The former US Secretary of Education Willian Bennett is being paid $30,000 per month by Qatar, well... lie. What would you do for $30,000 per month?
Breaking: I just discovered that former U.S. Education Secretary William Bennett registered this month as a foreign agent for Qatar. Per the new FARA filings, he’s being paid $30k per month for 7 months to, and I quote, “publicize the fact that Qatari higher education efforts do…
Druze leader in Syria begs Israel to attack his community so someone will start caring about them.
I wonder if the X algorithm suppresses external links? Let's find out by quoting my own post.
Operation: Mazel Tov Madness — Candace Owens and the Mossad Sex Magic Cabal at Harvard The Mossad is coming clean. @RealCandaceO is right about everything. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/themossadi…