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I had a dream about one of you last night

I made something special for the perverts today

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you

My swag is melancholy

Twitter is so cool because you become friends and play Fortnite with women built like this

Fisherman’s dinner

Salmon is best when slightly undercooked

Please share my first published article. Thanks! open.substack.com/pub/lexaprotag…

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Call me a creeper cause I’m About to blow

Another day, another wet dream about Carrot top. Bro what is my life

i’m so sorry and fuck that bee but i’m foaming at the mouth respectfully

Walking around my apartment having lengthy conversations with myself out loud while running some serious chores is an amazing Sunday vibe

told my boyfriend i like cnc and he got excited… like baby you re the victim

feels good af to eat 40 pieces of salami and let your phone die overnight

I don’t personally have casual sex because there is nothing casual about the way I have sex

Being desperate for iron has brought me to places I wouldn’t even go with a diamond pickaxe

I can’t believe I got the flu in mid July FML