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@HereToSeeUnited
Dabby Dab Dab McDabersonπ I'm pure rattled
United could get promoted, then relegated, then promoted, then relegated, then promoted, then relegated, then promoted, then relegated, then promoted, then relegated, then promoted, then relegated and still wouldn't have have been relegated as many times as dundee post WW2
Trigger an entire SPFL clubβs fanbase with a single sentence.
Whoa ladsβ¦ fancy a friendly? Youβll probably give us a game.
We push on from here! #NormalityResumed
I'm glad to see normality has resumed, though ππ we push on from here!
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Waterford FC are delighted to announce the signing of former Liverpool & Rangers midfielder Jordan Rossiter β The 28 year old has put pen to paper to become our second signing of the summer transfer window π π waterfordfc.ie/2025/07/14/jorβ¦ #WaterfordFC
This jersey is so Darko Bodul
This jersey is so Lewandowski
The generational bite in question: πΆ"Nadir Ciftci, he eats who he wants"πΆ
Thatβs a generational bite
Rest in Peace Diogo Jota Absolutely heartbreaking.
Homeless man slagging someone's curtains
United fans kidding each other on that they'll need thousands of tickets for an early qualifying round in a village in Luxembourg to maybe eventually get into Europe's B&Q Cup when they only had 1300 five minutes from Amsterdam the other year is rather amusing
As a father to 2 girls, I'm not bothered what the law says. If you're a man in his 20s and go anywhere near my lassies you can expect a swift brick to the face
ITS FUCKING LEGAL FFS
Right up your street mate @Charlie26Adam
Delighted to announce that P&B will be running a partnership with the awesome @PieSportsScot for season 2025-2026. The guys are celebrating their 5th birthday next month and to mark that occasion they've given us a 25-26 Pie Sports Season Ticket to give away to one of ourβ¦
Hilarious. If a player is too good for United and earns a move, moving to Hibs wouldn't be beneficial to his career. Levitt wasn't even the best player in our worst squad and left to stay in the Prem. Understandable. Same player who rejected Hibs for Utd previously. Stfu Euan.
If Hibernian wanted a Dundee United player, that player would become a Hibernian player. Itβs really that simple.
Heard big Bert loves smashing Bulgarians
A strong addition to our backline βοΈ βοΈ Welcome to #DUFC, Bert Esselink
Fs United why can't you just make a home strip that every single fan likes and approves ofπππ
Stripes make ya look slimmer. As a fat bastard, I approveπ§‘πͺ

"Right Lyall goan stand here a wee minute so I can take a few photos of you just underneath the old fella who's maw we bumped for years"
Still canna get over this, the weirdest club going πππ
See birighitti is on a blocking spree. First time for everything I suppose.
That's terribleπ guy was being so nice aswell
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Mbappe leaving PSG and PSG going on to win the Champions League is the kind of top tier jokes that makes me love this sportβ½οΈ
League Predictions in May - Absolute minterπ€£